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re: Let us all graphically recap our V-day success or fails - possible NSFW

Posted on 2/15/22 at 11:14 am to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96840 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 11:14 am to
I got her a dozen roses and she got me a years membership at the new gym in town. Thank God too cause I hate going to shitty snap fitness

She also cooked me dinner and I’m taking her to Does to eat tomorrow night.

No sex last night, last day of Aunt Flo. Will make up for it tonight
This post was edited on 2/15/22 at 11:17 am
Posted by blacroix
Member since Sep 2019
444 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 11:34 am to
Gave her the Sig P365 micro compact.
She got me a card.
We took the kid out for a burger after watching the nephew play basketball.

Good day.
Posted by GoRuckTiger
Bossie City
Member since Aug 2013
1515 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 1:15 pm to
Wife met me for lunch because she had to leave town for work. Lunch was excellent. Back to work and to my surprise she was still home when I got off of work. She met me at the bedroom door told me to lock it. Panties dropped, we did the deed, and she left town with a smile on her face. Damn strong day.
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
14618 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
10655 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Had dinner at home. Around 9:30 pm I told the wifey I was tucking the kid to bed. I told her do not fall asleep on me tonight. Stayed with the kiddo half hour until he fell asleep, then I tip toed all antsy ready for action. When I walked in our bedroom, it was pitch black. She didn't gaf and went to sleep. Total disappointment for me.


This called for you to climb into bed and tell her the Alarm Cock is about to go off.

(I will see myself out)
Posted by nolaks
Member since Dec 2013
1223 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 1:43 pm to
how is this not titled

"rails or fails"
Posted by PlurBrah
Member since Mar 2020
91 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 2:26 pm to
Ate leftovers. Then she sat on my face.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45993 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 2:59 pm to
Watched some food network with the dogs, read for about an hour. Went to bed at 9:00.

To be fair, I do that most nights. Some nights I read longer than an hour.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15944 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 3:35 pm to
None for me, the old lady cut me down to only once a week and yesterday wasn't the day.

I don't feel too bad about it though, she cut two other fellas clean out
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5079 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 3:41 pm to
You made her crawfish, she was on her period but she let you PIIHB so long as you lubed up first?
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
14894 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 3:45 pm to

I've sent flowers to the wife at work the last couple years, they made her happy but I could tell it wasn't really 100% her style.

I sent her a dozen "gourmet" donuts yesterday instead and she was the happiest she's ever been

It should be noted that she is NOT a fatty, but is instead one of those people that can eat whatever they want and still stay the same size. It kinda pisses me off.
Posted by St Stooge
Member since Feb 2017
370 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 4:24 pm to
Anal after eating crawfish? You’re both very brave.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96840 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

None for me, the old lady cut me down to only once a week and yesterday wasn't the day.


Do couples seriously predetermine how many times a week/month? That seems weird to me

If you feel up to it, do it. There shouldn’t be predetermined days
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 5:32 pm to
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