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Posted on 9/30/21 at 7:23 pm to
Posted by PSUMMERS
Ms
Member since Sep 2014
388 posts
Posted on 9/30/21 at 7:23 pm to
Announce to everyone that you have been exhibiting Lesbian tendencies since puberty.
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
5450 posts
Posted on 9/30/21 at 7:26 pm to
Ask 'em how they decide who's doing the laundry and who's doing the mopping.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120389 posts
Posted on 9/30/21 at 7:27 pm to
Just be yourself.. Unless you are the type who will make a scene and ask stupid questions.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 9/30/21 at 7:31 pm to
Gross
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72395 posts
Posted on 9/30/21 at 7:35 pm to
1. Get drunk as hell
2. During the rehearsal dinner stand up to make a toast.
3. Turn to the bride & bride (or whatever)
4. Say “I’ll bet you $100 if you two give me 15 minutes naked and alone with the two of you, I’d turn you both straight”

(Before standing up, Make sure you hand your phone to your wife and tell her to record your toast so you can post a link to the video here for us to see)
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
112879 posts
Posted on 9/30/21 at 7:35 pm to
Ask if they're serving clams
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4180 posts
Posted on 9/30/21 at 7:39 pm to
Tell everyone that your favorite dinosaur is the lickalottapuss
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/30/21 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

4. Say “I’ll bet you $100 if you two give me 15 minutes naked and alone with the two of you, I’d turn you both straight”



No one wants to look at you naked for 15 minutes
Posted by mjthe
Virginia
Member since Oct 2020
6870 posts
Posted on 9/30/21 at 7:57 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/30/21 at 7:58 pm
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18732 posts
Posted on 9/30/21 at 8:02 pm to
Announce you are having bread and sandwich fixing delivered with assorted chips and pickles for the main wedding reception
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19320 posts
Posted on 9/30/21 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

Wife (no pics) drug me to a lesbian wedding rehearsal dinner tonight. What is baw protocol here?


Order the pie for dessert, and don’t use a fork.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
43148 posts
Posted on 9/30/21 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

Act like a normal human being?




You realize you're on the OT right? Normal avoids this place
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73911 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 7:06 am to
pics of lezzies? Are they hot? offer to video the honeymoon.
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