re: Leaving for Air Force basic in 24 hours

I was as disgusted as you when I found out. In both boot camp and MCT, you’ll be allowed to use your phone. That’s the nature of our military, unfortunately.

You’re fricking wrong, clown. It used to be a fricking calling card. That’s still available, but the use of a cell phone is permitted after certain qualifications have been met. And poor fricking baby, you didn’t get letters for a month and a half? Poor fricking baby. Should I feel bad for you? You special?

You’re wrong about stress cards as well. The ducking corp didn’t call them that, but they’re there. You’re a stupid fricking POG that thinks they know better than everyone, aren’t you?

On second thought, I bet you’re fricking admin running around on leave pretending as if your worth a frick. You might fool some here, but I know exactly what you are.

Good luck!

Airman. He’s an airman.

Have fun at the resort. And congrats on joining the easiest and least respected of all branches. Even the Coast Guard laughs at you.

Shut up, boot.

Good luck

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On second thought, I bet you’re fricking admin running around on leave pretending as if your worth a frick.

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The irony.

Good luck Sneakerhead.

Appreciate you enlisting to serve our great country.

May God bless you and your family in this next phase of life you’re entering.

What is his MOS? You should be proud. Don’t let my disgust for current standards discredit his service. Or anyone else’s, really. I’m just tired of the pop culture service.