Late Night Snack Thread

Made a Guava Peach Black Cherry vodka infusion.



Really don’t feel like getting out of bed to finish cleaning

Y’all want to hear some messed up stuff?
Getting on the interstate at 12 and Essen at 5:20 today. Traffic slow as molasses in the winter.

Finally get to where the on ramp is and there’s a car stopped in the lane. Dead stopped in the middle.


People just going around it, going on the left shoulder.


I pass by and see what looks like someone slumped over the steering wheel.

I go past and I just can’t fight my nature. I have to do something. So I pull over on be nice wide right shoulder and put my flashers on.
Then get out and start to cautiously make my way to this vehicle. My right hand is dancing near the knife at my side, ready for whatever.

I get to the vehicle and look in the open window and the dude is just staring down at his phone.

I ask him him if something is wrong and he says “Nah man, i just ran out of gas.”


Tell him he can’t just sit in the on ramp. I tell him to put it in neutral and push it into the WIDE OPEN SHOULDER. Right next to him.


God people are fricking worthless.

Black Cherry Zevia. Kinda want a pickle.

Hey arse pee and poxy.

Hey noho

Damn, thanks for the push baw, you need to hit the gym

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Lou Malnati's

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Butter crust sausage is my GOAT

Below deck and trying to decide which face mask for the night.

What are tonight’s choices?

Hey Pox and Noho!

Boys