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re: Late Lunch Thread 31 January 2018

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Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:33 pm to
You are a cutie. And you burned more calories peeling 4.
Posted by gadknot
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:33 pm to
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You are a cutie. And you burned more calories peeling 4.



fricking awful
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:36 pm to
A little Salmon filet at the PGA Tour Cafe in the San Diego Airport.

It was OK, only crappy fried sides were available.

Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:38 pm to
Maybe you really ARE funny. You just aren't funny on here. At all.

Oweo is much funnier. As was Stalin, Hitler and Mao.

And Glenn Frey.
Posted by NoHoTiger
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:39 pm to
I had cottage cheese with fruit and a diet Coke.
Posted by gadknot
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:40 pm to
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Maybe you really ARE funny.


there is no question

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You just aren't funny on here. At all.



completely false

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Oweo is much funnier.


again false

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As was Stalin, Hitler and Mao.


all did amazingly funny things in their life. The problem seems as though you don't get humor

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nd Glenn Frey.



Who?
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:41 pm to
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And you burned more calories peeling 4


This is why I am SO glad I hired you to be my diet coach - when you gave me that same rationale about the fun size Kit Kats, I knew you were the real deal!

OweO - thanks I'm just profoundly stressed out lately and need the occasional distraction
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:41 pm to
had popeyes $5 boneless box, but it is happy hour now. im having a jucifer and huffing crisco spray

Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:43 pm to
I need a drink
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:45 pm to
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As was Stalin, Hitler and Mao.


all did amazingly funny things in their life


Tell something they did that was funny. Just one each.

Oh, I GET humor. You just rarely show any.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:46 pm to
wine wednesday?
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:47 pm to
Every day is wine day...
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:47 pm to
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I need a drink



+1. Day 10 with no alcohol for me.
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:48 pm to
Good for you.
Posted by HoustonChick86
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:49 pm to
I have that same glass at my house.




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Every day is wine day...

Amen.
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:49 pm to
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+1. Day 10 with no alcohol for me.


can you recommend a good wine to pair with nachos?
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:49 pm to
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wine wednesday
this sounds like a good idea
Posted by gadknot
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:50 pm to
Stalin loved writing vulgar notes on the margins of drawings of nude men.

Stalin Odd Crude Notes

Whenever the Russian tyrant saw a reproduction of nude male drawings made by Russian artists, trust him to leave a crude message written on its margins using blue or red pen — a nasty odd habit. Like an errant student, he would vandalize on the nude figures themselves though this was just an occasional pastime as scrawling a vulgar note was more his style.

One time, seeing a sketch of a man reaching for his genitals, Stalin wrote: “You need to work, not wank. Time for reeducation”. Another occurrence, upon seeing a sketch of a man standing in front of a reclining woman, he noted: “Idiot!!! You’ve completely forgotten what to do”. Still, another example was when upon seeing a drawing of a bearded naked man, he draw an inverted triangle on the man’s genitals and wrote the words: “Why are you so thin? Study Marxism!” [Experts agree on this last vandalism and crude note that it was an evidence that the Russian tyrant was either a latent homosexual or a homophobe].

Mao was a womaniser who would often cheat on his wife. He even entered into a relationship with a 14 year old ballet dancer. She was part of a dance troupe meant to entertain soldiers, but sometimes Mao would invite back dancers to “make him his tea”. The girls parents were furious when they found out the 69 year old Mao, had made their daughter his mistress, but there was nothing they could do. Their relationship continued for 5 years until his wife became jealous and forced him to leave her.

And well Hitler, that's obvious. That whole trolling the Jews thing
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:52 pm to
Today has been a long day at work. 40 more minutes.

Found out last night my ex fiancé passed away suddenly, leaving behind a 2 year old, 11 year old....and an unborn child.

Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:52 pm to
What flavor of Nachos? Not all go with all....Where is Scooba?

(I hope you have some breath mints.)
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