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Lafayette Woman arrested for child desertion
Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:53 pm
Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:53 pm
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A Lafayette woman found running half-naked down Verot School Road in June has been arrested for child endangerment
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When deputies arrived, they found 27-year-old Elizabeth Fontenot wearing nothing but a T-shirt and screaming, "Spin me! Spin me!"
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A toxicology report for Fontenot showed the following drugs in Fontenot's system: acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids.
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This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:55 pm to Happygilmore
quote:Damn.
acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids.
ETA: At least she wasn't drunk.
This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:55 pm to Happygilmore
there are probably 50 elizabeth fontenots in and around lafayette
Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:55 pm to Happygilmore
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A toxicology report for Fontenot showed the following drugs in Fontenot's system: acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids
Holy shite!!!
Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:55 pm to Happygilmore
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A toxicology report for Fontenot showed the following drugs in Fontenot's system: acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids.
She hit for the cycle.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:57 pm to Happygilmore
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acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids
I'm guessing the PCP had something to do with this incident.
But HOT DAMN! This chick likes to party!
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:06 pm to Happygilmore
Odds of her being a stripper at some point in her life: 300:1
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:06 pm to Happygilmore
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A toxicology report for Fontenot showed the following drugs in Fontenot's system: acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids.
This bitch knows how to party. Wow.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:06 pm to Happygilmore
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A toxicology report for Fontenot showed the following drugs in Fontenot's system: acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:06 pm to Happygilmore
quote:shes lucky to be alive
A toxicology report for Fontenot showed the following drugs in Fontenot's system: acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:06 pm to Happygilmore
She's trashy....but I like that. IWHI.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:07 pm to sleepytime
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Odds of her being a stripper at some point in her life: 300:1
Ummm, those odds are a steal.
Should be set at 10:1 or higher I think.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:08 pm to Happygilmore
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When deputies arrived, they found 27-year-old Elizabeth Fontenot wearing nothing but a T-shirt and screaming, "Spin me! Spin me!"
Sounds like a regular Tuesday afternoon for those of us who know how to enjoy life.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:08 pm to TheCaterpillar
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A toxicology report for Fontenot showed the following drugs in Fontenot's system: acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids.
Craziest part of this is that a lot of these leave your system quickly. Like 48-72 hours. She went on a bender to end all benders I think.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:08 pm to Happygilmore
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acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoid
Hol E Fuk
ETA: why are they listing "prescription opiates and then also oxy and propoxylphnene (darvocet, which btw isnt rx'd anymore)
This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:09 pm to musick
also i find it strange she had barbs and not benzos in that toxicology
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:12 pm to Happygilmore
That poor little one year old. I hope somebody worthy takes her in and this bitch never gets custody of her again.
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