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Lafayette Woman arrested for child desertion

Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:53 pm
Posted by Happygilmore
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:53 pm
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A Lafayette woman found running half-naked down Verot School Road in June has been arrested for child endangerment

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When deputies arrived, they found 27-year-old Elizabeth Fontenot wearing nothing but a T-shirt and screaming, "Spin me! Spin me!"
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A toxicology report for Fontenot showed the following drugs in Fontenot's system: acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids.


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This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 4:20 pm
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:55 pm to
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acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids.
Damn.


ETA: At least she wasn't drunk.
This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 3:58 pm
Posted by link
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:55 pm to
there are probably 50 elizabeth fontenots in and around lafayette
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:55 pm to
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A toxicology report for Fontenot showed the following drugs in Fontenot's system: acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids


Holy shite!!!
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:55 pm to
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A toxicology report for Fontenot showed the following drugs in Fontenot's system: acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids.



She hit for the cycle.


Posted by Boudreaux35
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:56 pm to
Legit. WNHI.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:57 pm to
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acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids


I'm guessing the PCP had something to do with this incident.

But HOT DAMN! This chick likes to party!
Posted by CajunSoldier225
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:59 pm to
OT -1

Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:06 pm to
Odds of her being a stripper at some point in her life: 300:1
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:06 pm to
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A toxicology report for Fontenot showed the following drugs in Fontenot's system: acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids.


This bitch knows how to party. Wow.


Posted by saint amant steve
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Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:06 pm to
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A toxicology report for Fontenot showed the following drugs in Fontenot's system: acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids.



Posted by Ryan3232
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:06 pm to
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A toxicology report for Fontenot showed the following drugs in Fontenot's system: acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids.
shes lucky to be alive
Posted by Commandeaux
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:06 pm to
She's trashy....but I like that. IWHI.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:07 pm to
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Odds of her being a stripper at some point in her life: 300:1



Ummm, those odds are a steal.

Should be set at 10:1 or higher I think.
Posted by saint amant steve
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Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:08 pm to
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When deputies arrived, they found 27-year-old Elizabeth Fontenot wearing nothing but a T-shirt and screaming, "Spin me! Spin me!"


Sounds like a regular Tuesday afternoon for those of us who know how to enjoy life.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:08 pm to
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A toxicology report for Fontenot showed the following drugs in Fontenot's system: acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoids.


Craziest part of this is that a lot of these leave your system quickly. Like 48-72 hours. She went on a bender to end all benders I think.
Posted by musick
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:08 pm to
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acetylmorphine (indicates recent heroin exposure), amphetamines, barbiturates, cocaine, prescription opiates, marijuana, ecstasy, methadone, oxycodone, PCP, propoxyphene and synthetic cannabinoid



Hol E Fuk

ETA: why are they listing "prescription opiates and then also oxy and propoxylphnene (darvocet, which btw isnt rx'd anymore)
This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 4:11 pm
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:09 pm to
also i find it strange she had barbs and not benzos in that toxicology
Posted by TigerTattle
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Member since Sep 2007
6702 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:12 pm to

That poor little one year old. I hope somebody worthy takes her in and this bitch never gets custody of her again.
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
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Member since Dec 2007
5330 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:13 pm to
OMG!!!!
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