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re: ladies, if your man faked orgasms

Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:34 pm to
I've had to fake them a couple of times.

I had to make a few hard acting decisions about how to do my O face. I think I should have been nominated for a few oscars.
Posted by Sandy_Ash
Member since Feb 2015
1162 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:34 pm to
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quote:
How in the frick does a dude fake an orgasm?


I've done it. At times you know you just aren't going to cum and don't want to make her feel bad.
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:35 pm to
My mind right now..it's blown.

I didn't even know this was a thing. I kind of want to try it just to see if she would be able to tell
Posted by gooch11
Member since Jan 2015
108 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:36 pm to
I've never had sexual relations with a woman so repulsive that I could not achieve orgasm, including your mom.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
61751 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:37 pm to
Done it way longer than that. It was like hitting a switch after 43, there are times I bet I could go all night and not orgasm until I choose to. I honestly am really worried some thing is wrong with my prostate and am gonna bring it up at my next check up. Doc will probably laugh
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
89726 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:39 pm to
More hormone related than prostrate most likely
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:39 pm to
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Subtle brag post


Hey the viagra works even if the libido starts to fade. Happens with us olde boys sometimes.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
61751 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:40 pm to
So low testosterone? What's weird is I hadn't exercised in years and had just started hitting the treadmill when this started to happen
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
61751 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:40 pm to
Nope, have no issues getting it up, no pills needed
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:41 pm to
Orgasms and ejaculation are not the same.

You inexperienced youngsters.

Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16946 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:41 pm to
You can fake how good or big the orgasm.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:41 pm to
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How in the frick does a dude fake an orgasm


I've faked cream pie
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68865 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:44 pm to
I can't believe there are guys who haven't done this once or twice. I did it a few times while dating. Now it's basically "you good? It's not happening for me tonight." it's usually appreciated.
Posted by crazyLSUfan
LA (Lower Alabama)
Member since Aug 2006
6698 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:45 pm to
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little older than some here


Back in my day.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
82846 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:45 pm to
I fake all the time bc I'm lazy. Don't pull out and tell her it's probably a small load BC I fapped twice that day
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
89726 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:46 pm to
Go to one of the hundreds of low t clinics in Houston and get checked

Just beware if you do hormone replacement it may open you up to prostate cancer
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
18124 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:48 pm to
Hatin arse LLOTOT downvotin me. We know you're lurkin, don't be mad that yall thought this was a power you held exclusively. If it feels like spit, it is spit.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
61751 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:48 pm to
But wouldn't low T effect my ability to get an erection?
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5326 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:49 pm to
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I can't believe there are guys who haven't done this once or twice. I did it a few times while dating. Now it's basically "you good? It's not happening for me tonight." it's usually appreciated.


Definitely if drunk. Sometimes just ain't gonna happen. I've never 'faked' one but I would imagine with a condom it wouldn't be hard.... so to speak.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16981 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:49 pm to
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you good? It's not happening for me tonight


Yea I've never faked one or ever plan on it. But I've done this a few times. Sometimes it's just not happening
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