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re: Just made one year without having sex :Update pg 19:

Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:40 pm to
Posted by Sampson
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Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:40 pm to
That was the dumbest shite I’ve read on this site in a long time and that’s saying a lot.

When’s the last time you got some action bud? I’ll take the over ^
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20534 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:41 pm to
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Confidents means knowing what’s your strong suit and playing that up.

No doubt. When I was close to 300lbs, I still had personality and never met a stranger. My strong suit.


Right.

I'm 5'7 and once I got over being short and got to college, I never once had an issue talking to a girl, flirting, or getting a date.

Now, I'd probably get mutilated in today's Tinder environment, but like Belle said, you have to know who you are and what you offer and offer it.

Napoleon Dynamite was pretty much dead on when he said you've got to have skills to get girls...even if they are just nunchuck skills. That's better than nothing.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:41 pm to
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Just made one year without having sex

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Just made one year without having sex

wait , we get to start a thread when this happens?

my post count has been cheated
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:41 pm to
When I was in my "swinging" relationship I came out burned out on sex. It's definitely lost its mystique. It took a while to enjoy normal stuff again
Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:42 pm to
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I'm 5'7


Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20534 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:43 pm to
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When’s the last time you got some action bud? I’ll take the over ^


Yesterday.

And one LLoOT said I was spot on and the other said I was about half right. So I'm sticking to my description.

Also being cocky is acting like others aren't "getting some action" when the comment is rooted in nothing.
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:43 pm to
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I'm 5'7 and I never once had an issue getting a date. 


This is an absolute lie
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49000 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:43 pm to
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Not much into bars or clubs, especially if they allow smoking and I may be the worst at Tinder, Bumble, etc on earth

If you don't mind me watching, I can get you laid tomorrow.
Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
25031 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:44 pm to
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Yesterday.

And one LLoOT said I was spot on





Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:44 pm to
Maybe he should get a cat?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49000 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:44 pm to
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This is an absolute lie


He's admitted to only having one sex partner in his life, his wife. I don't believe him either.
Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
25031 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:44 pm to
Mike we should both show this guy a good time
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:45 pm to
Bella, not sure if you remember, but last week in another thread we had a brief conversation about how I used to play music and how I’d never do it professionally again. Well, I got a phone call with an offer that was too good to pass up. It’s only one night but I’ll be back on stage again.
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:46 pm to
Only banged one girl ever but had any date he wanted? LMAO

Also most dudes lie about height so 5'7" means 5'5"
Posted by KemoSabe65
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Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:46 pm to
Nah,53 and do what I want.
She decided 21 years ago that our two boys needed all of her attention. Went from once a month to once a quarter to once a year so I said fark it. She’s getting left at home more and more so I’ll get the last laugh in the end.
Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
25031 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:47 pm to
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I used to play music and how I’d never do it professionally again. Well, I got a phone call with an offer that was too good to pass up.


Didn’t you learn anything from what your fellow small man said? You’re not supposed to brag about your hobbies.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:48 pm to
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Well, I got a phone call with an offer that was too good to pass up. It’s only one night but I’ll be back on stage again.


That’s is so good to hear. Music is amazing and if you can make it that’s a true gift.


Prepare yourself for the panties women will be throwing at you while playing.
Posted by Lynyrd
Under the Tilt-a-Whirl
Member since Jun 2010
13292 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:49 pm to
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Effort is sexy AF. That’s goes a long way with a lot of women and if she’s a good woman it really is the little things.

I 100% agree. I will say that it comes natural to some and not others.
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:50 pm to
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Women are sooo much more forgiving than men


This is a lie
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 8:50 pm to
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Prepare yourself for the panties women will be throwing at you while playing.


It’s cover music gig in 2019, not 1980s hair metal haha.

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If you don't mind me watching, I can get you laid tomorrow.


Wouldn’t be the first time someone watched. Good old college days.
This post was edited on 1/21/19 at 8:51 pm
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