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re: Just a regular day LUNCH THREAD

Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:46 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:46 pm to
With that last gun Hobo posted, they may need the heist first
Posted by Tyga Woods
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:47 pm to
If we’re gonna get totally ridiculous….

Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:47 pm to
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R y’all planning a bank heist?
are you in? I'm Mr. Gray
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:47 pm to
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Most seem pretty old. Hope they keep their dentures shut.


How old?

Any single ladies?

Gum jobs are pretty sweet.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:48 pm to
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R y’all planning a bank heist?


No. But it’s good to have that as an option

Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:51 pm to
I hope that comes with a .22 insert so I can afford to shoot it.

I should've bought one of those when they first came out.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:52 pm to
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I sort of want to be strong enough to beat the frick out of someone bc it would give me great satisfaction bashing someone’s head into the cement


While my cop pals would suggest a baseball bat (allegedly), I prefer old hickory pick axe handle. Little old lady can swing one pretty easy and usually can break something on the first swing without a whole lot of effort (also allegedly).
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:55 pm to
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If we’re gonna get totally ridiculous….


Firstly- that M107 is overpriced by about 3k

Secondly- if you're going to do it, then do the damn thing

Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:55 pm to
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While my cop pals would suggest a baseball bat
I have a police baton but I’ve never really needed it
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:56 pm to
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He died 11 days ago.


Dang, that sucks, what a life well lived tho. So many stories nobody would even believe today. I think he released all his copyrights in the past few years to public domain. Pretty cool.

Anytime I thought I had some decent brain cells, he just did circles around me.

Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:59 pm to
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I know where to punch someone in the jaw to knock them out


Works better if they are already in cardio. At rest the punch may not work as expected. You want to end a threat in 4 seconds or less. Lots of good soft tissue spots that are more effective, like throat, eyeballs, or certain spots on the side of the head and neck.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 9:01 pm to
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I have a police baton but I’ve never really needed it


We talking old school wood with the side handle? I really like those. I think now they use the extend sticks. Sound is just not the same as wood when you get skull.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 9:03 pm to
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eyeballs
hold their eye sockets like a bowling ball and bash their head into a curb

I could live with that

I wanted to post this gif, but I saw it with this meme
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 9:03 pm to
Immediate check out!




For that price I would trow in the 20 dollar delivery fee. Seems petty and I would want repeat business.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
58414 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 9:05 pm to
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We talking old school wood with the side handle?
yes
Posted by madamsquirrel
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 9:07 pm to
I am just here for the violence.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 9:07 pm to
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hold their eye sockets like a bowling ball and bash their head into a curb


That works and you could send them to a dirt nap. I was more thinking getting your finger in and pulling and eyeball out. Reasonable (lucky, allegedly) self defense and humans in shock tend to end resistance.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 9:08 pm to
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We talking old school wood with the side handle?
that would be the PR-24
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Member since Apr 2012
60701 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 9:09 pm to
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yes


I still have one somewhere in storage from my youth in NYC. Leather wrist thing is pretty sweet. Keep that puppy for a rainy day.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 9:09 pm to
MS, how you doing?

Why you up so late?
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