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John Wayne Bobbitt says his penis has “been through the wringer”
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:42 pm
Toofab
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John Wayne Bobbitt wants to make one thing clear: his penis is totally "back to normal" 25 years after his then-wife, Lorena Bobbitt, sliced it off with a kitchen knife.
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I want people to understand the story, the whole story, the whole story was a coverup," he explains in a preview. "Did you love her?" asks Robach. "I thought I did, she was stubborn, she was selfish, she wanted things her way. I looked in a girl's direction, she would get mad."
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John parlayed the scenario into a bizarre porn career, and even appeared in a film called "Frankenpenis" after Howard Stern helped him get a penile enlargement.
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The "20/20" special airs Friday, January 4 on ABC.
This post was edited on 12/20/18 at 4:43 pm
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Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:43 pm to Tyga Woods
Been through the meat slicer
ETA: I think that’s GeauxxxTigers23 irl, btw
ETA: I think that’s GeauxxxTigers23 irl, btw
This post was edited on 12/20/18 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:43 pm to Tyga Woods
I remember when that happened. I think she threw it out of a moving car and he later did some porn 
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:56 pm to fallguy_1978
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut. Not that I watched it.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 5:14 pm to fallguy_1978
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I think she threw it out of a moving car
You are indeed correct. There was a story about it in the Washington Post everyday for about a month.
At the time 7-11 was selling a 1/4 pound all-beef hotdog that they called a Big Bite. They were really good. Two Manassas cops stopped by a 7-11 because one was hungry so he bought one. After returning to their patrol car they got a radio call ordering them to go search a vacant lot for Bobbit's penis.
Remarkably one of them found Bobbit's severed member, but neither of them would touch it. Finally one of them returned to the patrol car and retrieved the empty box that the Big Bite came in. He scooped up the dick, closed the box, and they took it to the hospital where it was surgically reattached.
This post was edited on 12/20/18 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 12/20/18 at 5:15 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
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Finally one of them returned to the patrol car and retrieved the empty box that the Big Bite came in. He leaned over, scooped up the dick, closed the box
Posted on 12/20/18 at 5:19 pm to Tyga Woods
I know they had to hose some gravel off of it but other than that it was as good as new.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 5:22 pm to Tyga Woods
Nobody wants your old cut up peen John.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 5:23 pm to Tyga Woods
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John Wayne Bobbitt wants to make one thing clear: his penis is totally "back to normal" 25 years after his then-wife, Lorena Bobbitt, sliced it off with a kitchen knife.
I was just about to ask about this. I've been wondering this for 25 years.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 5:52 pm to Tyga Woods
I watched his porno back in 1995.
Back then his manhood looked pretty messed up, but I have to say the women would probably enjoy the extra girth from the surgery.
Back then his manhood looked pretty messed up, but I have to say the women would probably enjoy the extra girth from the surgery.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 5:57 pm to fallguy_1978
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I think she threw it out of a moving car
For some reason that part always freaked me out the most. Thinking about my penis, out there all by itself on some highway shoulder, like a piece of trash.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 5:58 pm to Tyga Woods
Posted on 12/20/18 at 6:02 pm to fallguy_1978
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I remember when that happened. I think she threw it out of a moving car
Yep, then the cops found it and a Dr sewed it back on
Posted on 12/20/18 at 6:03 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
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Remarkably one of them found Bobbit's severed member, but neither of them would touch it.
When a dick is on the line and your job is to find the dick, you pick up the dick. I’m pretty certain this falls under Bro Code.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 6:03 pm to Tyga Woods
I know the feel. After my gf broke up with me my senior year at UT I put my penis through the wringer smashing all her friends
I ran through Chi Omega like a warm knife through butter
I ran through Chi Omega like a warm knife through butter
This post was edited on 12/20/18 at 6:06 pm
Posted on 12/20/18 at 6:11 pm to Tyga Woods
What did Jeffery Dahmer ask Lorena Bobbit? Are you going to eat that?
Posted on 12/20/18 at 6:13 pm to DarthRebel
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I watched his porno back in 1995.
i have it still in the box
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