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JESSICA SIMPSON SINGLE AND LOOKIN' FOR SEXY MEN!!!

Posted on 9/8/25 at 9:31 am
Posted by LivingstonLaw
Livingston County
Member since Jul 2021
3316 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 9:31 am
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19013 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 9:33 am to
No pics.

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LivingstonLaw


Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
40844 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 9:33 am to
She also kind of looks like a man now.

Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
12130 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 9:34 am to
quote:




Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19013 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 9:35 am to




Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92947 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 9:35 am to
No daisy dukes no care
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11672 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 9:37 am to
I would still give her the best 60 seconds of my life.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
26933 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 9:40 am to
Get rid of the all caps
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8061 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 9:45 am to
quote:

Get rid of the all caps

YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26100 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Get rid of the all caps


HOW DARE YOU REQUEST THIS!
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94832 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 10:10 am to


Tough but fair.
Posted by Bamamojo
Member since Sep 2010
785 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Back in 2010, Mayer raised eyebrows when he called Simpson "sexual napalm." "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy," Mayer told Playboy. "That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."


Calling John Mayer -
Posted by Duckhammer_77
TD Platinum member
Member since Nov 2016
3023 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 10:29 am to
I would still disappoint her for 3-4 minutes
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
54202 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 10:32 am to
I mean I wouldn't say no
Posted by XenScott
Pensacola
Member since Oct 2016
4029 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 10:34 am to
She got them stupid soup coolers. When will women realize that they are not attractive?
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38040 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 10:44 am to
A blind link?

C’mon man
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16180 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 10:49 am to
quote:

LOOKIN' FOR SEXY MEN!!!
I'm out
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42130 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 11:09 am to
with all the weight fluctuations she's had, her tits probably look like wet sandbags.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1866 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 11:47 am to
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That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.


I think I get what he's trying to say here, but I always thought that was a weird analogy. She smells like benzene, sticks to you and will burn you ?
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 11:48 am to
She is old.

Younger and more attractive women work at Sonic.
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