Jeez, Shakespeare is graphic as frick(spoilers)

How many pots did you smoke?

So you're just reading Shakespeare at 12:48am Tuesday morning?
Prolly shoulda smoked a bowl or 2 first

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I hate weed and I think it's a horrible influence to society. I've known it to ruin more lives that I know than other drugs or alcohol. That isn't the topic though and I realize I'm in the minority so I'm passed giving a frick About that issue

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so you're only doing it for medicinal purposes right now?

I reworded my sentiments.

I don't think people should be aiming to alter their current state through consumable actions. Unless they're using it for pain killers, which is a whole other issue.

But people hide their lives behind drugs (including marijuana and I find they lose sight of who they really are)

I think Chaucer takes the cake.

Here in The Miller's Tale from The Canterbury Tales, a man's wife is actively having an affair while another suitor calls her to the window to kiss her face, but she gives him her bare arse instead:

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"Have done," said she, "come on, and do it fast,
Before we're seen by any neighbour's eye."      
This Absalom did wipe his mouth all dry;
Dark was the night as pitch, aye dark as coal,
And through the window she put out her hole.
And Absalom no better felt nor worse,
But with his mouth he kissed her naked arse
Right greedily, before he knew of this.
Aback he leapt- it seemed somehow amiss,
For well he knew a woman has no beard;
He'd felt a thing all rough and longish haired,
And said, "Oh fie, alas! What did I do?"      
"Teehee!" she laughed, and clapped the, window to;
And Absalom went forth a sorry pace.      
"A beard! A beard!" cried clever Nicholas,
"Now by God's corpus, this goes fair and well!"

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Of course you didn’t get the dazed and confused reference

The Bayeux Tapestry is hardcore porno.

I thought you meant sexually graphic.

I stayed with me Grandparents a lot as my Parents traveled with their friends.

I hung out in my Aunt's old room upstairs and found her porn literature.

"Lady Charterlee's Lover" was gold at the age of 12.

she would have died thereafter. there should have been a time for such a word

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Jeez, Shakespeare is graphic as frick

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This just into the WJM newsroom:

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