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Is Velcro baseball the best beach toy?

Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:53 pm
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:53 pm


GOAT
Posted by Paul Allen
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:53 pm to
I prefer pounding beers
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:54 pm to
I prefer pounding Mrs Allen
Posted by Booyow
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:54 pm to
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I prefer pounding bears


FIFY
Posted by Richard Flagget
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:56 pm to
I usually just put in a vibrating butt plug and try not to spill my drink.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:57 pm to
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put in a vibrating butt plug

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Richard Flagget

This thread has lost all control. Please delete
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:58 pm to
Bocche ball is great on the beach. You can just throw them up and stick them.
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:59 pm to
You need that big crawfish tray to catch a ball?
Posted by Dire Wolf
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:59 pm to
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usually just put in a vibrating butt plug and try not to spill my drink.


Give someone else the bluetooth control
Posted by HermanBoone
The Chuck
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:00 pm to
The GOAT beach toy is that ball that bounces off the water. I prefer to drink and chill, but if one of the younger kids has one of those, I have to toss it around in the water for a while.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:01 pm to
Close. My kids love it. My favorite is a regular old frisbee. Go out to the first sandbar on a low tide and have some fun with the kids.
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:02 pm to
Posted by heatom2
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:02 pm to
Frisbee or football.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:06 pm to
Sometimes it is too windy for a regular frisbee
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:08 pm to
Horseshoes tyfys
Posted by Fat and Happy
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:08 pm to
Sure in the frick isn’t.

What you need is something that sets the alphas from the pussies.

Something like smear the queer.

There is nothing more beautiful that running full speed and cramming the top of your forehead into some little biznitch and having that puzzy cry because they are just that weak
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:08 pm to
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I prefer pounding Mrs Allen


quote:

Winston Cup
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:23 pm to
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I usually just put in a vibrating butt plug and try not to spill my drink.


Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:24 pm to
No it’s not.

The football is the ultimate beach toy.

A friend set up a football bowling thing on the beach one time. It’s like giant washer boards with real bowling pins set 10 yards apart. It was really cool but I can’t imagine packing all of that to the beach all the time.

ETA and kites. Man, I love kites.
This post was edited on 5/12/20 at 9:25 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:25 pm to
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Is Velcro baseball the best beach toy?

Fleshlight is the best toy no matter the location.
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