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re: Is my wife trying to kill me?

Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:58 pm to
Posted by windmill
Prairieville, La
Member since Dec 2005
7684 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:58 pm to
So that doesn't change my original question of whether she's trying to kill me. "

Yes. Yes she is trying to kill you. Why the hell wouldn't she?
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
8212 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 10:04 pm to
I'm not sure if I would take this as lightly as the guys in this thread.

He just got a LI policy about 6 months ago and she does something like this. Prayers sent.
Posted by Biff Tannen
Member since Sep 2012
2522 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 10:04 pm to
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baths are for betas



ha







and of course..








Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37467 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

I'm not sure if I would take this as lightly as the guys in this thread.

He just got a LI policy about 6 months ago and she does something like this. Prayers sent.

A buddy of mine came home for lunch one day and started to make a sandwich. His wife insisted he eat the leftover pizza from the night before. By insisted, I mean she was ready to fight over it. He did, and spent 12 hours throwing up. Divorced her a couple weeks later. Bitches be crazy.
Posted by LSU92
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
2435 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 10:12 pm to
LINK

Biff, what's a bath without bubbles?
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
8212 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

By insisted, I mean she was ready to fight over it. He did, and spent 12 hours throwing up. Divorced her a couple weeks later. Bitches be crazy.


Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
44847 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 10:23 pm to
I'm going to need pics of your wife's tittays.
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11026 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 10:25 pm to
sleep with one eye open brah
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
3963 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 10:27 pm to
ground fault interrupter
Posted by Biff Tannen
Member since Sep 2012
2522 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 10:30 pm to


NOBODY knew how to get down like rodney!!
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37670 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 10:37 pm to
quote:

One small move and I could have been electrocuted.


Only if stupidity electrocutes.
Posted by RaginCajun87
Member since Jul 2013
353 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 10:39 pm to
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sleep with one eye open brah


Gripping your pillow tight!!
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:01 pm to
Older houses don't have GFI outlets a lot of times. Hair dryers do on the plug though
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3646 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:16 pm to
Posted by drjett
Lake Chuck
Member since May 2012
977 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:20 pm to
If you hurt your back, apply ice, not heat.
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
13981 posts
Posted on 3/13/14 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

If you hurt your back, apply ice, not heat.


Can you expound on that? I thought ice was for the time frame immediately following the injury to help reduce swelling to the area. And then heat should be used over the longer term to promite blood flow back to the area?
Posted by greasemonkey
Macclenny Fl aka south JAWJA
Member since Aug 2012
2804 posts
Posted on 3/13/14 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

If you hurt your back, apply ice, not heat.


Can you expound on that? I thought ice was for the time frame immediately following the injury to help reduce swelling to the area. And then heat should be used over the longer term to promite blood flow back to the area?


ice in the first 24hrs,heat after 24hrs
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53451 posts
Posted on 3/13/14 at 1:44 pm to
she knows about that insurance policy.
prayers sent.
This post was edited on 3/13/14 at 1:44 pm
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48994 posts
Posted on 3/13/14 at 1:50 pm to
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Unless you're poor, it should have been plugged into a GFI socket and you're safe.


There it is. I was like um. Don't all bathrooms HAVE to have GFCI sockets by code? And if you have separate bath and shower i'm assuming you relatively fancy with a new house.

Please tell me OP knows what a GFCI is and if wife intentionally plugged in in elsewhere.
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
32279 posts
Posted on 3/13/14 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

baths are for betas


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