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re: Is losing your virginity to a prostitute pathetic?
Posted on 6/23/14 at 11:53 am to General Brian
Posted on 6/23/14 at 11:53 am to General Brian
It's ok ironbat
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 12:12 pm to Happygilmore
quote:
i had a classmate in high school, his dad got him a prostitute summer before freshman year to take his virginity because he didnt want his son to be a virgin in highschool.
This is awesome.
Posted on 6/23/14 at 12:14 pm to General Brian
I'm guessing IronBat alter.
Posted on 6/23/14 at 12:14 pm to OMLandshark
quote:Whelp. Too late.
Ironbat
Posted on 6/23/14 at 12:15 pm to General Brian
Last American Virgin
Posted on 6/23/14 at 12:16 pm to General Brian
one way or another you ALWAYS PAY FOR IT
Posted on 6/23/14 at 12:26 pm to General Brian
Go for it, and use it as a learning experience. Too many people go through life being bad at sex - never realizing how bad they truly are at it. Luckily, my first wife was a raging whore. I was relatively inexperienced, and she taught me things that were very valuable to my future endeavors. Of course, don't get a diseased Airline Hwy. hooker. But if you can find a clean, hot young woman who is very experienced, let it be known that you want to learn as much as she can teach you in an hour. Your future conquests will thank her. It will be well worth $400.
Posted on 6/23/14 at 1:11 pm to General Brian
I tries this once. After the prostitute gave me a good once over she said why don't we just be friends.
Posted on 6/23/14 at 6:46 pm to General Brian
i lost mine to a prostitute, but i was young and in mexico.
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:00 pm to General Brian
Thread is fricking full of sexhavers. Take your privilege elsewhere please it disgusts me.
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:07 pm to genro
quote:
Call me old fashioned, but why don't you just go to a bar or a college party and talk to a drunk girl?
What the frick? This is so creepy and rapey.
This post was edited on 6/23/14 at 7:09 pm
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:10 pm to General Brian
quote:it won't take you an hour breh
But I also dont want to blow 400 bucks for just 1 hour.
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:10 pm to iliveinabox
you don't have to pay 400 bucks for a hot girl if you leave the united states for some action.
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:17 pm to General Brian
quote:yep
Is losing your virginity to a prostitute pathetic?
quote:yep, it's pathetic
Discuss.
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:22 pm to 911Moto
quote:
, let it be known that you want to learn as much as she can teach you in an hour. Your future conquests will thank her. It will be well worth $400.
now that is what's pathetic, if you are that disinterested, be a monk, I perfected my skills in the back seat of a '71 LTD, it was a "labor of love"
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:47 pm to General Brian
you need an older woman to break you in
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:50 pm to General Brian
I've known some pretty homely losers, and every single one of them was able to get laid. For every disgusting male pig out there, there is an equally disgusting female pig willing to frick.
So, to answer your original question, yes. IMO the only time a prostitute is acceptable is if you're in Vegas and you're nailing a top-notch hooker or porn star.
So, to answer your original question, yes. IMO the only time a prostitute is acceptable is if you're in Vegas and you're nailing a top-notch hooker or porn star.
This post was edited on 6/23/14 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 6/23/14 at 9:13 pm to Jagoff
do what ya got to do. you only need 20 min and that cost 60-120. its better to frick than not to frick. 
they will learn later in life you will pay for it one way or another. at least pay for great customer service and it be worth it.
they will learn later in life you will pay for it one way or another. at least pay for great customer service and it be worth it.
Posted on 6/23/14 at 9:42 pm to LooseCannon22282
quote:
but you could catch the clap and that would be pathetic.
Clap ain't all that bad.
Just take a couple pills of penicillin the doctor gives ya. Wait a week, and good as new.
Posted on 6/23/14 at 9:43 pm to SG_Geaux
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SG_Geaux
Your avi looks like a blue Conway Twitty
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