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Posted on 10/30/15 at 11:36 am to Korkstand
means you didn't wash them right the first time.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 11:36 am to fr33manator
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Have you seen a man with mom jeans on a motorcycle riding around staring at feet recently?



Posted on 10/30/15 at 11:40 am to Korkstand
It is def. a message but I need more deets to fully translate. White socks or dress socks? Were they 'paired up' or loose? If loose, were they lying flat or balled up?
Posted on 10/30/15 at 11:43 am to LCA131
quote:Black ankle socks
White socks or dress socks?
quote:Loose
Were they 'paired up' or loose?
quote:Lying flat
If loose, were they lying flat or balled up?
Posted on 10/30/15 at 11:45 am to Korkstand
Seems like you could contact the authorities and get this documented. It's obvious this is from an ex who is stocking you.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 11:55 am to Korkstand
Hmm they could have just thrown the socks on the ground, trash, or washed them. I think I would report it so authorities can start developing a trend. Have you narc'd on anyone recently?
Posted on 10/30/15 at 12:00 pm to Korkstand
quote:
Black ankle socks
This is level 2. White socks are far less ominous. We ALL know why. BUT, things could be much worse as they are just ankle socks. The taller the footwear the greater the danger. Black knee socks mean you are out of warnings.
quote:
Loose
Not good. Paired means only one offense. Loose means multiple.
quote:
Lying flat
This means nothing.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 12:05 pm to LCA131
quote:quote:This means nothing.
Lying flat

I fricking lost it here
Posted on 10/30/15 at 12:07 pm to LCA131
Did the socks in question smell as if they had been worn, OR did they look like somebody tried to use them for paper mache? If it's the second, refer to the first 5 mins of American pie! 

Posted on 10/30/15 at 12:17 pm to shallowminded
quote:It's not a policy of mine to smell random socks that do not belong to me, even ones that turn up in my mailbox, so I'm sorry I can't answer the question. They certainly looked worn, though.
Did the socks in question smell as if they had been worn
Posted on 10/30/15 at 12:26 pm to Korkstand
Better than a turd I guess.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 12:34 pm to Clames
quote:No doubt about that, but at least the message would have been a bit more clear.
Better than a turd I guess.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 12:37 pm to Korkstand
I'd be careful, it's gang initiation season
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