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re: Is anyone familiar with Phantom Time Hypothesis?
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:18 am to OysterPoBoy
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:18 am to OysterPoBoy
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What should screw up Christmas is the fact that the catholic church made up Jesus' birthday being December 25 to compete with the Ancient Roman holiday of Saturnalia, a festival to honor Saturn, the Roman god of agriculture.
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This post was edited on 12/18/18 at 10:19 am
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:19 am to kingbob
I think the Muslim influence is fascinating and may be a contributing factor to the church doing what they did. I'm definetly going to look deeper into what was going on at the time Muslimwise.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:22 am to OysterPoBoy
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From Wikipedia:
Stopped reading here
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:24 am to OysterPoBoy
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The presence of Romanesque architecture in tenth-century Western Europe, suggesting the Roman era was not as long ago as conventionally thought.
This is stupid. Romanesque architecture lasted in places other than Europe, such as Crusader castles in the Holy Lands, which were built well after the year 911. Indeed Roman culture was so pervasive that Greeks under the Ottoman Empire considered themselves Romans.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:26 am to OysterPoBoy
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I think the Muslim influence is fascinating and may be a contributing factor to the church doing what they did. I'm definetly going to look deeper into what was going on at the time Muslimwise.
What do you mean? The entire period of 614-911 would include the founding of the religion and it's expansion into North Africa, Eastern Europe, Central Asia, Persia, India and China.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:30 am to OysterPoBoy
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I think the Muslim influence is fascinating and may be a contributing factor to the church doing what they did. I'm definetly going to look deeper into what was going on at the time Muslimwise.
Exactly. In the 10th century, the Byzantines were getting their shite kicked in in Turkey and were begging the Pope for help fighting the Muslims. If the phantom time theory is correct, then the Crusades occurred nearly immediately after the Fall of Rome, which means that Christianity had only held sway over much of these areas for a century or two or less and the Rise of Islam being a contemporary and direct competitor of Islam as well as the kind of existential threat to the Roman Empire the equal of someone like Attila the Hun (was Attila and Genghis Kahn the same person too?). That paints a church in a completely different and far more precarious position than it would seem to be in our traditional historical timeline.
Could the Vandal conquest of Spain and North Africa and the Islamic conquests of those areas actually be the same event?
This post was edited on 12/18/18 at 10:37 am
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:35 am to kingbob
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There also seems to be a significant gap in new building construction in old Constantinople during this time period which sorta supports the hypothesis that those intervening centuries didn’t happen.
Could this be because they were in a constant state of war/invasion?
Just guessing on time periods and Muslim invasions and whatnot. History is definitely not my expertise.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:39 am to OysterPoBoy
Sorry, but science refutes your desire to defame the Catholic Church.
Pliny the Elder and Photious have both been confirmed and predate this mystical phantom theory of yours.
The “phantom” time also includes Muhammad. Good luck with any theory that he never existed. You should enjoy your next visit to any place populated with Islamists and tell them he is a hoax. Perhaps we should send this thread to the deep web and see how they feel.
Pliny the Elder and Photious have both been confirmed and predate this mystical phantom theory of yours.
The “phantom” time also includes Muhammad. Good luck with any theory that he never existed. You should enjoy your next visit to any place populated with Islamists and tell them he is a hoax. Perhaps we should send this thread to the deep web and see how they feel.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:39 am to OysterPoBoy
In order to go with this theory, one has to construct several other speculations, propped upon one another. Or you can simply acknowledge that paper doesnt last that long in most environments and shite had to be copied over and over. And that there is a record in the Eastern empire and with the Islamic civilizations of the time. They were all in contact with one another. How exactly did da pope and holy roman emperor coerce the contemporaneous eastern emperor and islamic caliphate(s) when both would have a) been more powerful than western leaders, b) would have no interest or motive in creating fake history for said bastards, and c) it would be silly and against their own interests to have to change their own calendars.
By any informed, rational standard, the hypothesis is hooey.
Might as well go with the Philip K Dick theory that "The Empire Never Ended" and we are all living in a Latin version of the Matrix. At least it's more fun
By any informed, rational standard, the hypothesis is hooey.
Might as well go with the Philip K Dick theory that "The Empire Never Ended" and we are all living in a Latin version of the Matrix. At least it's more fun
Posted on 12/18/18 at 10:47 am to tketaco
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It predated the Phantom Menace hypothesis.
Jar Jar Binks is a Sith Lord, confirmed.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:00 am to kingbob
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Could the Vandal conquest of Spain and North Africa and the Islamic conquests of those areas actually be the same event?
No. Our knowledge of the Vandal Kingdom in North Africa comes from Procopius, who recorded history up until 553, dying the next year or so.
By the time of the Umayyad invasion, North Africa was once again a province of Rome, with the Vandals having been defeated in 530 or so.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:02 am to tigahbruh
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How exactly did da pope and holy roman emperor coerce the contemporaneous eastern emperor and islamic caliphate(s) when both would have a) been more powerful than western leaders, b) would have no interest or motive in creating fake history for said bastards, and c) it would be silly and against their own interests to have to change their own calendars.
Exactly. This theory is so stupid it pains me. You'd have to discount a whole trove of documentation that wasn't written in Indo-European languages for this theory to be remotely true.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:05 am to crazy4lsu
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By the time of the Umayyad invasion, North Africa was once again a province of Rome, with the Vandals having been defeated in 530 or so
Which means both events happened in largely the same fashion in fairly close proximity with the same people being attacked in much the same way albeit, the Vandals worked west to east while the Muslims went East to West. The oldest copies of those writings likely date to the 15th century and could have easily been doctored.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:16 am to kingbob
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Which means both events happened in largely the same fashion in fairly close proximity with the same people being attacked in much the same way albeit, the Vandals worked west to east while the Muslims went East to West. The oldest copies of those writings likely date to the 15th century and could have easily been doctored.
They happened in entirely different ways. You're acting like the east to west distinction is minor. That's the entire point though. There are Egyptian sources that date to the 9th century that describe the invasion, but we necessarily trust the historiography of those sources, as they suggest only 1200 men crossed into Hispania, while the real number is probably 10 times that. We also have more robust documentation of the conquest of Egypt, West Asia, and into the rest of North Africa. It is straight up retarded to conflate two separate groups of people, one from West Asia and one from East Germany, as being the same. Not only that, you'd have to be willfully dishonest in reading the sources to support such a claim.
The historiography of the Rashidun and Umayyad period is becoming more robust by the year, especially with the renewed interest in Islamic studies. There is absolutely no indication that the invasions were the same, given that we have a clear source that says the Vandal kingdom ended in 530, and a clear source (outside of the vagueness as to how the Umayyads got to Hispania) in the Chronicle of 754 which shows that a new group came into Hispania around 711, a full 170 years after the Vandal kingdom of North Africa ended.
I'm still alarmed that you can completely hand-wave the geography away, as the essential west to east and east to west distinction is entirely relevant and important to the discussion.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:23 am to spaceranger
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does this mean that its actually 1721 and not 2018?
Then that makes Back to the Future a movie looking forward in time while still going back in time....My head hurts now..
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:23 am to crazy4lsu
I am saying that the Phantom Time chronology would argue that one of those invasions didn’t happen, and the Vandal one would likely be considered the faie one.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:25 am to kingbob
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I am saying that the Phantom Time chronology would argue that one of those invasions didn’t happen, and the Vandal one would likely be considered the faie one.
What about the sources from the 6th century (that predate the time period in the Phantom Time Hypothesis) which say that those invasions did happen? The main source is Procopius's book, Wars. The source is from the 550's. Your entire notion is ill-informed and ludicrous.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:28 am to crazy4lsu
The oldest copy of that book is written from after the phantom time. The dates could have been changed. That’s the whole point of this stupid theory, to point out that there really are no primary sources written prior to the 15th century, only copies, largely made by a small group of people all belonging to the same religious order.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:53 am to kingbob
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The oldest copy of that book is written from after the phantom time. The dates could have been changed. That’s the whole point of this stupid theory, to point out that there really are no primary sources written prior to the 15th century, only copies, largely made by a small group of people all belonging to the same religious order.
This point is so stupid I don't even know how to respond.
Again, the historiography of Procopius is fairly robust, as he's mentioned in works by other Byzantine scholars. The caveat you mentioned about it copying is true of pretty much every ancient work. It's not even a rebuttal. I could invent a conspiracy that a whole slew of ancient men didn't exist if I based my argument on that. Should we discount Procopius's description of the Battle of Dara, for which the archaeological record supports?
Posted on 12/18/18 at 11:56 am to crazy4lsu
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The caveat you mentioned about it copying is true of pretty much every ancient work.
THAT'S THE POINT!!!!
The whole point is that we can't trust any sources which causes the whole theory to become a reducto ad absurdum. The whole purpose is to question what you think you know and wonder about what we take for granted as truth that might very well not have any basis in fact at all. The fact that you could make the same intellectually lazy arguments to discount literally every historical record makes the whole theory completely absurd on its face.
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