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Indian man fractured his penis after child 'fell over' his erection trying to wake him up

Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:33 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:33 pm
Waited 2 days, oh hell naw!!
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The bizarre accident has been published in a prestigious medical journal by doctors in India, who revealed the man had taken Viagra.
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The 36-year-old, who has not been named, sought help from medics two days after the excruciating injury.
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He complained about his 'deformed' penis, which was also swollen and causing him lots of pain.
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The patient, from Uttar Pradesh, admitted to taking 100mg of sildenafil - branded as Viagra - the night before the injury.
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His erection persisted after sex, forcing him to resort to 'vigorous masturbation' - but it failed to combat his priapism.
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But while he was sleeping, his child 'mistakenly fell over his erect penis', according to the team at King George’s Medical University.
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After this eye-watering injury 'he developed sudden severe pain in his penis and lost tumescence', or the build-up of blood in his penis,
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Surgeons found a tear in his right corpora cavernosa - sponge-like tissue that stores the blood during an erection - which they repaired.
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Dr Deepanshu Sharma, who dealt with the patient, revealed the man was able to get erections again six weeks after treatment.
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And he had been left with no permanent deformity, despite him complaining about his penis being eggplant-shaped after the injury.
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Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
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Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:34 pm to
Hate when that happens
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36115 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:35 pm to
Has to be thread title of the year !!!!!
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7292 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:35 pm to
Didnt Dennis Rodman fracture his penis like 3 or 4 times.
Posted by coolpapaboze
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Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:37 pm to
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his penis being eggplant-shaped after the injury
Wait, is it not supposed to be eggplant shaped????????
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40559 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:37 pm to
You American have such large penis
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:39 pm to
this is why i'm never having children
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:40 pm to
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But while he was sleeping, his child 'mistakenly fell over his erect penis'


Grounded for at least a year.
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:43 pm to
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this is why i'm never having children


Because you'll break your dick?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:44 pm to
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Because you'll break your dick?


yes
Posted by Jim Rockford
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98195 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:45 pm to
"Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:46 pm to
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:47 pm to
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despite him complaining about his penis being eggplant-shaped after the injury.

Chicks dig girth bruh
Posted by fjlee90
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Member since Nov 2016
7837 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:50 pm to
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forcing him to resort to 'vigorous masturbation'


Sounds like an average Tuesday night.
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17673 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:50 pm to
Two words that should never be in the same sentence:
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child

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erection
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10443 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:51 pm to
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Grounded for at least a year.


Probably got spanked.
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Member since Aug 2011
12450 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:53 pm to
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Grounded for at least a year.


Probably got spanked.



r/nocontext
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:57 pm to
kid fell on it dude, you really think an indian guy would do that
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18558 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 3:08 pm to
Eggplant? Damn, baba gonush is his new nickname....
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 8/15/18 at 3:13 pm to
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forcing him to resort to 'vigorous masturbation


If we’re being honest, this happens to us all.
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