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Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:01 am to Spankum
From Wikipedia:
Unless your husband has an issue with his gear going soft, a cock ring probably isn't the best gift idea.
If you are looking to spice things up in the bedroom, I would suggest getting a bottle of Tadafil from our friends @ Evolution Peptides.
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A cock ring is a ring that can be placed around a penis, usually at the base, primarily to slow the flow of blood from the erect penile tissue, thus maintaining an erection for a much longer period of time.
Unless your husband has an issue with his gear going soft, a cock ring probably isn't the best gift idea.
If you are looking to spice things up in the bedroom, I would suggest getting a bottle of Tadafil from our friends @ Evolution Peptides.
LINK
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:02 am to PnGtiger81
PnG, well goddamn, long time no see. Hope all is well with you and yours. 
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:03 am to HaveMercy
Get like three or four different "toys" in addition to the cock ring, so that it won't be all about the cock ring. That way he won't be insulted. Your are welcome.
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:08 am to IonaTiger
And what kind of godless heathens use Jesus Birthday to give each other toys to be used for fornication ?
yeah,,, like the three wise men showed up gold, frankincense and a strap on
bet OP lives in a trailer
yeah,,, like the three wise men showed up gold, frankincense and a strap on
bet OP lives in a trailer
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:08 am to HaveMercy
He will take it as an insult and . that your sex life is awful
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:11 am to OWLFAN86
quote:
yeah,,, like the three wise men showed up gold, frankincense and a strap on
And I doubt the gold was a cock ring.
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:16 am to Rebel
Holy shite Rebel, I wasn't expecting that candy cane comment. I freaking laughed for a bit.
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:16 am to HaveMercy
Cock rings that are too tight, or worn for too long can be dangerous: this may cause priapism, a medical emergency that, if not treated promptly, can result in severe and permanent damage, including penile gangrene that can result in the destruction and possible amputation of the penis.
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:18 am to LSUFAN2005
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He will take it as an insult and . that your sex life is awful
See, that's what I thought after I read up on it. That's why I wanted to hear what men thought about it.
Going to nix this idea and move on to plan b, if I can figure one out.
Before I morph into Clark Griswald for Christmas, I liketo make a grand gesture to Mr Mercy that says "over the next few weeks while I get a tad crazy, you're still the bomb"
This post was edited on 11/22/15 at 12:36 am
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:26 am to HaveMercy
just off Route 59
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:31 am to HaveMercy
Here is an idea, talk one of your girlfriends into doing a 3 way with Mr Mercy. I promise you he will love your "gift". 
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:44 am to HaveMercy
If he's confident and not intimidated by toys , get the Tommy Gunn Cyberskin sleeve.. It's a good time.
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:54 am to jsmoke222000
so this thing is like a choke collar for your schlong?....no, thanks.....
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:55 am to Spankum
Eminem hook Elton j with a diamond ring
Posted on 11/22/15 at 3:16 am to AUbagman
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If he's confident and not intimidated by toys , get the Tommy Gunn Cyberskin sleeve.. It's a good tim
I looked that up and laughed my arse off haha.
Posted on 11/22/15 at 4:11 am to HaveMercy
Wrong. Don't ever give a man a gift that is supposed to "improve" y'alls sex life. It's like giving a woman a scale or a subscription for diet pills.
Posted on 11/22/15 at 5:12 am to HaveMercy
Stay traditional and give him about 40 feet of 6 mm rope and tell him to watch some Twisted Monk videos.
Feel free to drop some Dickens' Christmas pun in there, too.
Feel free to drop some Dickens' Christmas pun in there, too.
Posted on 11/22/15 at 5:19 am to BobABooey
keeping in theme of the last few days, how about you give him a hall pass instead?
Posted on 11/22/15 at 6:25 am to vodkacop
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Wrong. Don't ever give a man a gift that is supposed to "improve" y'alls sex life. It's like giving a woman a scale or a subscription for diet pills.
Yall are some seriously insecure pansies around here. Sex toys are fun as hell. I feel bad for women who are in relationships with insecure guys.
Ask the women in here. Yall like vibraters?
And to the OP, you're married. If you can't be honest about stuff you have issues. Especially if it's something as simple as a sex toy.
That said, cock rings can be dangerous. If you're looking to spice things up, get a nice vibrator and bring it up right before. No need to make it a present.
This post was edited on 11/22/15 at 6:31 am
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