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re: If You Were Dropped Off In The Middle Of The Most Dangerous Neighborhood In the US

Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:57 pm to
Posted by ronk
Member since Jan 2015
6948 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:57 pm to
Weed and food stamps. Throw them in the air and casually walk to safety.
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5670 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:58 pm to
A 78 Caddy Deville and real dark tinted windows
Posted by AbuTheMonkey
Chicago, IL
Member since May 2014
8405 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:00 pm to
Fortunately for me, I live approximately seven miles from the most dangerous neighborhood in the U.S.

Give me a shitty old bike so I can pedal the frick out of there as fast as possible and no one will steal it. Give me an old toboggan so people think I'm a homeless addict and won't bother me.

The next town over is a nice suburb, so pedal quickly for about two miles, and you're good.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:01 pm to
A bucket full of moist dog shite. Id rub it all over my body, walk with a limp, and talk to myself while slapping myself in the head. And just walk on through. Nobody will frick with me.

Boom, $5 million dollars.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66426 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

Most Dangerous Neighborhood In the US

quote:

if you get out alive

how common do you think murder is?

a car and a cell phone
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2634 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:02 pm to
Mak90 and some job applications
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45443 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:02 pm to
i’d probably just walk out. It’s not like random white boys who look lost are the main victims in these places. You’re probably getting dropped off in a neighborhood of a major US city, not the Middle East slums.
This post was edited on 5/15/18 at 6:04 pm
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
14448 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:03 pm to
That months EBT cards and box of ammo. Distribute each on opposite sides of the streets and let the chaos ensue while I exit stage left.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15148 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:03 pm to
I'd say no to the weapons and just walk the frick out of there.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:04 pm to
Dude, people aren’t going to just kill you for no reason in a bad neighborhood. Just act homeless and crazy and walk out of there.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117487 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:05 pm to
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Just fricking walk out. I don’t think anyone is looking to kill a random white boy.



If you are in the worst neighborhood, where there are a lot of drugs/gang activity.. And you are walking the streets and you look as if you obviously don't belong there, no one is going to just ignore you. You think you could go down Lyndon St in Detroit and be just some regular looking white dude and nothing will happen to you? You would at least get robbed.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74449 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:06 pm to
I think you wont get fricked with if you are just walking.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117487 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

Fortunately for me, I live approximately seven miles from the most dangerous neighborhood in the U.S.

Give me a shitty old bike so I can pedal the frick out of there as fast as possible and no one will steal it. Give me an old toboggan so people think I'm a homeless addict and won't bother me.

The next town over is a nice suburb, so pedal quickly for about two miles, and you're good.



Best answer so far.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102283 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:08 pm to
A job fair sign and a stack of applications. Am I doing it right?
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
29395 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:09 pm to
Unlimited supply of menthol cigarettes and malt beverages. I’d be everyone’s friend.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
68871 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:10 pm to
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You would at least get robbed.


Then my underwear and a cereal box. Eat random bites of captain crunch as i stumble out of there. They can have my captain crunch if they really want it.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51555 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

be just some regular looking white dude and nothing will happen to you? You would at least get robbed.

I agree that you'd stand a good chance of getting robbed. I doubt that someone would kill you unless you just had bad luck.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117487 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:10 pm to
What about if you are a black dude and someone dropped you off in the most dangerous trailer park in the US (one that has all white people)?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:11 pm to
Man, you’re very ignorant about bad neighborhoods

Just don’t wear nice clothes or flaunt an iPhone and you can just walk out of there.

I’ve spent time in some really bad hoods and I’m a clean cut white boy. Nothing came close to happening.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74449 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:11 pm to
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What about if you are a black dude and someone dropped you off in the most dangerous trailer park in the US (one that has all white people)?


Is that what yall do in your trailer park? Beat up any black people that come through?
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