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I solved a big problem at work. AMA

Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:06 pm
Posted by SD Tider
San Diego
Member since May 2019
2500 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:06 pm
Figured out a problem with our CAD software at work (well someone on the internet did, but that’s not relevant.)

VP and manager think I’m a stud.

The Interns want to be me some day.

Cute HR chicks want to sleep with me.

Older engineers are jealous of me.

Basically everybody knows I’m a badass on a fast track for mid-level management, and now I’m here to answer your questions.
Posted by MrJimBeam
Member since Apr 2009
12901 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:07 pm to
Congrats on your promotion to assistant to the regional manager, dwight
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74495 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:07 pm to
See, I knew good things would happen when they took away those crayons and gave you something better to eat.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
36600 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:07 pm to
How’s your bosses dick taste?
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14653 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:08 pm to
stay with CAD, dont go S3D
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
56055 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:08 pm to
Why should we care?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
137030 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:08 pm to
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115105 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:09 pm to
quote:

HR chicks want to sleep with me.


Look up entrapment
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4136 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:09 pm to
I bet you have a small dongle
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:09 pm to
quote:

VP and manager think I’m a stud.

The Interns want to be me some day.

Cute HR chicks want to sleep with me.

Older engineers are jealous of me.

Basically everybody knows I’m a badass on a fast track for mid-level management, and now I’m here to answer your questions.

Found my new email signature.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
25694 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:26 pm to
quote:

Older engineers are jealous of me.


Good luck with the slashed tires and sugar in your gas tank.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34339 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:32 pm to
So you work for a company that is shitty enough to be amazed by you? Bravo.
Keep reaching for the stars.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21445 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:35 pm to
quote:

Figured out a problem with our CAD software


Congrats on being promoted from intern to engineer assistant.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:37 pm to
You just use the regen function, didn’t you.
Posted by SD Tider
San Diego
Member since May 2019
2500 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:41 pm to
quote:

So you work for a company that is shitty enough to be amazed by you? Bravo. Keep reaching for the stars.


We can’t all be plant baw superstars
Posted by SD Tider
San Diego
Member since May 2019
2500 posts
Posted on 2/11/20 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

Congrats on being promoted from intern to engineer assistant.


Shiiiit, at the rate I’m going I’ll be signing your time card by the end of the year
Posted by Yeti_Chaser
Member since Nov 2017
9813 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 12:52 am to
I'm most impressed by your ratio of upvotes
Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 4:09 am to
quote:

I’m here to answer your questions


I've always imagined San Diego as a Bama-free zone. What's the average Gump density in San Diego County?
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6421 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 5:24 am to
The corporate reality is more like possibly being mentioned in a monthly leadership meeting or simply getting a better parking spot for a week.
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
17926 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 6:04 am to
is there an industrial strength chapstick you use to prevent the chapped lips you get from all of that arse kissing necessary for a man with the upward trajectory you have?

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