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re: I keep sidewalk chalk in my truck

Posted on 6/19/14 at 10:43 am to
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
9192 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 10:43 am to
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If you're so worried about your car, park that fricker out at the far end of the parking lot.

Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 10:43 am to
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8576 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 10:44 am to
I really like the opening line. "You are a piece of shite." Straight to the point.
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31364 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 10:46 am to
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If you want to witness some truly horrible parking, stop by the Madisonville Post Office during business hours. It's an absolute Mongolian clusterfrick of trophy wives and soccer moms in giant SUVs, all of whom apparently suffer from severely limited spatial awareness. Some days, there's not a single vehicle between the stripes.
I have never seen this. I always go to the Madisonville Post Office because there is hardly anyone there. The longest I have ever had to wait in line was 5 minutes and that was at Christmas time.

I do agree that North Shore inhabitants are really horrible at parking and spitting their gum out in parking lots. It's gotten much worse since 2005.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 10:52 am to
a valve stem remover is the best thing to carry
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 10:59 am to
I'm glad your experience has been better than mine. I have no complaints about the service inside, just the parking outside.

I've lived in Madisonville for 5-1/2 years and in my experience, more often than not, at least one a-hole is parked across or on a stripe. There are only 6 or 7 spaces across the front of the building, so when some dumb bitch takes up two of them, it's a problem.
Posted by BunkieWrench
Katy
Member since Nov 2008
5711 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 11:04 am to
With all the moron drivers out there, we should be armed and ready....



Let's stock up on Amazon.

Posted by K E V 8 4
Member since Jul 2010
626 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 11:06 am to
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Mongolian clusterfrick


Captured for future use. Thanks!
Posted by joeytiger
Muh Mom's House
Member since Jul 2012
6037 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 11:09 am to
Great idea. My daughter has tons of sidewalk chalk. If we all start doing this, we may be able to make a difference.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14958 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 11:19 am to
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Mongolian clusterfrick



Captured for future use. Thanks!

Yep! I'm squirreling that one away myself.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139321 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 11:35 am to
Parking intentionally between two spots seems like an easy way to have someone key your car for being a douche. I don't understand why people think this is a good move.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 11:36 am to
It really is
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 11:38 am to
quote:

Great idea. My daughter has tons of sidewalk chalk. If we all start doing this, we may be able to make a difference.



i am telling you guys, valve stem removers are the way to go! You can have all 4 of their tires flat in less than 2 minutes and not do any damage to their car so you won't get arrested. Its a win-win!
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
38977 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 11:39 am to
Great idea!!
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 11:41 am to
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It's much quicker, just stick one under the windshield wipers.

The public shaming makes the chalk better. Not everyone can see a card under a windshield wiper.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61428 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 11:42 am to
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Parking intentionally between two spots seems like an easy way to have someone key your car for being a douche. I don't understand why people think this is a good move.
people that do shite like that have no concept of how their actions affect others. It's like having parking Tourette's, they think everyone will understand because they just hit the used lexus
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17457 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 11:42 am to
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If you're so worried about your car, park that fricker out at the far end of the parking lot.


That's what I do but you would be shocked how often some numbnuts will choose, out of all the empty spots out in BFE, to park right next to you.

It's like some weird pack animal mentality played out with cars. He parks his next to mine for safety from predators or something.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17804 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 11:49 am to
I don't see where the black volvo fricked up. Its the car next to the wall that fricked up. The volvo took space number two, and there is two cars. Vigilante shite going on here. And the motorcycle rider was probably blind, who made you sgt. of arms of the parking garages.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 12:21 pm to
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That's what I do but you would be shocked how often some numbnuts will choose, out of all the empty spots out in BFE, to park right next to you.

Seems like this happens more often than not
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31364 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 12:40 pm to
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I've lived in Madisonville for 5-1/2 years and in my experience, more often than not, at least one a-hole is parked across or on a stripe. There are only 6 or 7 spaces across the front of the building, so when some dumb bitch takes up two of them, it's a problem.
When do you go to the post office? I have never seen parking to be a problem. Just curious.
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