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I just killed a Black Widow spider on my porch

Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:03 pm
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:03 pm
I watched it for a while as it built its web in the corner of my window. Once it noticed me, it slowly moved away in the most menacingly way possible.

Christ
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3263 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:04 pm to
Bet your husband is proud
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

the most menacingly way possible
really just your interpretation. could be the least menacing.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77981 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:04 pm to
Time to burn the house down
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20390 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:05 pm to
Deal with one of these fricks and then come talk to me.
This post was edited on 9/1/21 at 6:07 pm
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11350 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:06 pm to
Scintillating
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18384 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:06 pm to
funniest reply today....
Thanks!
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:08 pm to
Yeah, some of you wanting to move from LA don’t have to deal with those or Black Widows down there. Better think twice. Death by spider may await you
Posted by lsuguy84
CO
Member since Feb 2009
19661 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:09 pm to
I’ve had a porch. Could’ve been me.
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
6442 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:11 pm to
We have moved on from the black widows now we are dealing with brown widows.
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
6442 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:29 pm to
I will take all of your spiders if you take all these black and white tiger mosquitoes
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:30 pm to
We’ve got those bastards too. Last week I moved a scorpion from the porch. The only reason I didn’t kill that is because they’re supposed to eat the spiders
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13924 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:31 pm to
Scarlett Johansson is hot
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
33006 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:31 pm to
I have a mama bobcat the size of a full grown Labrador who’s moved into our backyard and enjoys the occasional swim in our pool. I’ll trade you.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:35 pm to
9.8/10

Would read again.

Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:41 pm to
Don’t act tough because you don’t live around here anymore
Posted by Geaux-2-L-O-Miss
Between Your Ears
Member since Aug 2005
3425 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:23 pm to
Hate to say it; but where there is one, there are many.


To be safe you need to torch every house within 1,000 yards of yours and tell the other owners to be thankful.

Ok, ignore the second sentence but heed the first.
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:26 pm to
I held a gigantic tarantula one time in biology class. It was weird, almost like holding a mouse. Little bugger was nice. Kinda thought about getting a few and a sign to put outside that said beware of Tarantulas. Figured it would be a good deterrent for burgers.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

Hate to say it; but where there is one, there are many.



I read that it’s rare to see one out in the open like that. They’re very territorial so if she’s setting up in my window, other spiders drove her there
Posted by holdem Tiger
Member since Oct 2007
1052 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:33 pm to
Are you suggesting that we don't have black widows in Louisiana? I've killed several on my porch.
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