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re: I just discovered something about myself when it comes to intercourse

Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

you are aware the penis can be flaccid or erect, right?

Wait. It can get flaccid?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61489 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:48 pm to
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Why did you try?


See above comment about being stabbed...lol.
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

Or I just see a fatty and feel grossed out....

Post a pic of the skinniest grosses-you-out fatty?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61489 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

Wait. It can get flaccid?




No. If it does, immediately amputate. Make sure you do it as fast as possible.
This post was edited on 4/2/17 at 7:50 pm
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:50 pm to
This place is like going to Walmart or golden corral, just makes me feel better about being me
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
18840 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:51 pm to
First read through I missed this part:

a fat/bigger

and thought you were coming out on TD.

Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:55 pm to
No no no, if she has to much arse, he can't reach. He has the sad and doesn't know how to express his emotions.

We are here for you little fella
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31961 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 8:09 pm to
Ya know. You just seem like a complete frickhead.

It's not about the big ladies. It's about you being a self absorbed douche. You'd benefit from an arse whipping in all likelihood.......
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

It's physically impossible for me to copulate with a fat/bigger woman


Evolution peptides bro.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61489 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

It's not about the big ladies. It's about you being a self absorbed douche. You'd benefit from an arse whipping in all likelihood.......


Did I say it was their fault in anything I said? I even asked, "Am I a bad person?". You missed that opportunity to say "Yes", but you're feeling down today I guess, so you went the extra mile, its all good.

Anyways, you seem to take this shite WAYYY too seriously.


Relax over there.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31961 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 8:20 pm to
I'm fine. You're an a-hole.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61489 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 8:22 pm to
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I'm fine. You're an a-hole.





Of course! Obviously.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:15 pm to
I won't get a full hard on with a fat chick or flabby skin chick. It's my bodies self preservation mode to prevent me from paying child support to a fattty for 18 years
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61489 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

I won't get a full hard on with a fat chick or flabby skin chick. It's my bodies self preservation mode to prevent me from paying child support to a fattty for 18 years


This is exactly what I'm trying to say.


Except, I don't enter into a situation involved with a fat chick.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11327 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:38 pm to
I'm sure fat chicks aren't lined up outside your door, begging you to bang them. You're safe, man.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61489 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

I'm sure fat chicks aren't lined up outside your door, begging you to bang them. You're safe, man.


I mean, who really cares?


It's not really the purpose of this thread, but its fine. I'm sure you'd be all over a sloppy fat man, right?

I bet you went to church today.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11998 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:34 am to
Are we talking Kate Upton fat or Mama June fat?
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