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I hate my life
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:52 pm
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:52 pm
Spending the night in Bowling Green, Kentucky on my way back from Chicago, where I was visiting family for Thanksgiving.
Ordered BBQ from a local restaurant, it was awful, I needed something to eat so I go down to the hotel pantry and got a chili mac microwaveable meal (it was between this and Ramen).
I bring the meal up and of course, my room doesn’t have a microwave. I go to use the one in the lobby.
This microwave is extremely strange, and it took me 5 minutes to figure out how to add 3 minutes.
When it’s ready, I pull it out but it is literally SCALDING. I drop it and it spills all over the hotel lobby floor.
So here I am, sitting in my hotel room, posting on a LSU message board, with burnt fingers from cleaning up scalding hot shitty microwaveable chili Mac that I spilled all over the hotel lobby.
Ordered BBQ from a local restaurant, it was awful, I needed something to eat so I go down to the hotel pantry and got a chili mac microwaveable meal (it was between this and Ramen).
I bring the meal up and of course, my room doesn’t have a microwave. I go to use the one in the lobby.
This microwave is extremely strange, and it took me 5 minutes to figure out how to add 3 minutes.
When it’s ready, I pull it out but it is literally SCALDING. I drop it and it spills all over the hotel lobby floor.
So here I am, sitting in my hotel room, posting on a LSU message board, with burnt fingers from cleaning up scalding hot shitty microwaveable chili Mac that I spilled all over the hotel lobby.
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Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:53 pm to diddlydawg7
Sucks to be you
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:54 pm to diddlydawg7
Jesus this is sad.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:54 pm to diddlydawg7
You're the real life Kevin from the office
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:54 pm to diddlydawg7
Weird flex
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:55 pm to diddlydawg7
No chili mac no care
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:55 pm to diddlydawg7
Thats why you always hit taco bell on the road
Cant miss
Cant miss
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:55 pm to diddlydawg7
quote:
So here I am, sitting in my hotel room, posting on a LSU message board, with burnt fingers from cleaning up scalding hot shitty microwaveable chili Mac that I spilled all over the hotel lobby.
...and looking at an L on Saturday for the SECCG, which will knock you out of the playoffs.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:56 pm to diddlydawg7
Just preparing you for the hell that next Saturday is going to be.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:56 pm to diddlydawg7
I've never seen a hotel pantry. Can you go back down and to take a pic and post it?
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:56 pm to diddlydawg7
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:56 pm to Cosmo
quote:
Thats why you always hit taco bell on the road
Cant miss
The toilet seat?
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:56 pm to diddlydawg7
you survived a trip to Chicago. That's a success.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:56 pm to idlewatcher
Find a gas station, get a bottle....it will get better.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:57 pm to CheEngineer
Because I’m hungry
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:57 pm to diddlydawg7
You're an hour from Nashville. Why did you stop?
This post was edited on 12/1/19 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:57 pm to diddlydawg7
Why didnt you wait until it cooled down before cleaning it up, and burning your hands?
Why don't you just take a deep breath, drink a beer, and relax. It will be fine.
Why don't you just take a deep breath, drink a beer, and relax. It will be fine.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:57 pm to diddlydawg7
Do the windows not open in your room? If they do, problem solved.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:58 pm to diddlydawg7
Sounds like you could use Gordon right now. Was there a sign warning of hot contents from the microwave or any instructions posted?
If not, call Gordon
If not, call Gordon
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:58 pm to diddlydawg7
It could always be worse.
You could be Oweo.
Or someone who accidentally clicks on his threads.
Look on the brightside.
You could be Oweo.
Or someone who accidentally clicks on his threads.
Look on the brightside.
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