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re: I got invited to a Formal Event on night of St. Patrick's Day.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:47 pm to Grateful Dead
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:47 pm to Grateful Dead
Uhhhh frick that girl. I've taken it upon myself to write you up an itinerary:
1. drink all day
2. drink all day
3. go to sloots stupid little formal event
4. sneak in flask of preferred liquor
5. continue drinking
6. leave event and bang sloot
7. if step 6 fails, go downtown and continue drinking
You're welcome
Also, I hope to god you don't plan on dating said sloot, because if she's already telling you what to do, then god help you...
1. drink all day
2. drink all day
3. go to sloots stupid little formal event
4. sneak in flask of preferred liquor
5. continue drinking
6. leave event and bang sloot
7. if step 6 fails, go downtown and continue drinking
You're welcome
Also, I hope to god you don't plan on dating said sloot, because if she's already telling you what to do, then god help you...
This post was edited on 2/29/16 at 9:50 pm
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Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:49 pm to StealthCalais11
no this girl is just a friend 
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:49 pm to Grateful Dead
I enjoyed St Patrick's day in BR but I'm too old to partake in that tomfoolery.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:51 pm to Grateful Dead
Oh good god man, the hell with going to that formal then. You can't drink AND you're not getting laid??
Your itinerary just got a whole lot simpler:
1. drink all day
Your itinerary just got a whole lot simpler:
1. drink all day
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:54 pm to StealthCalais11
I planed on it and I'll probably still go through with it
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:54 pm to Grateful Dead
quote:
no this girl is just a friend
And you're letting her tell you wtf you can and can't do? Damn.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:55 pm to chalupa
It's called being a gentleman
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:57 pm to chalupa
My thoughts exactly. OP needs to put his foot down and tell the sloot he's getting blackout regardless of her event and he can either take him as is or not. 
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:57 pm to Grateful Dead
quote:
It's called being a gentleman
OP:
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:57 pm to Grateful Dead
quote:
It's called being a pussy
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:58 pm to Grateful Dead
It's shocking anyone who sounds like as much of a pussy as you do got an invite. This girl must be a desperate whale.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:59 pm to StealthCalais11
Not even close
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:59 pm to Grateful Dead
I'm guessing y'all are under 21.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 10:00 pm to TheSlizzardKing
Will said chick let you piihb, only acceptable reason to not drink on st patty day
Posted on 2/29/16 at 10:00 pm to burdman
Both over
Posted on 2/29/16 at 10:01 pm to Grateful Dead
What is the reasoning behind keeping you thirsty? Does she need a designated driver?
Is she trying to keep you sober so she can give you to a sister as a present?
Why does she need you functional?
Is she trying to keep you sober so she can give you to a sister as a present?
Why does she need you functional?
Posted on 2/29/16 at 10:01 pm to TheSlizzardKing
Why don't you be a real man and actually drink all you want on st Patrick's day. The 12th is not st. Patrick's day.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 10:04 pm to Hangit
I honestly have no clue, I think I'm going to drink all alcohol I want, in her words she said day drink a little and we can have a "chill night"
Posted on 2/29/16 at 10:09 pm to Grateful Dead
KD's have sweet poon
Just fyi
Just fyi
Posted on 2/29/16 at 10:14 pm to Grateful Dead
Whelp, you're getting poon then. Try not to frick it up
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