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re: I finally learned why birds fly south for the winter

Posted on 1/30/26 at 12:04 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105273 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 12:04 pm to
A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71030 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 12:11 pm to
2 muffins get put in a microwave. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here." The other muffin replies "Holy shite a talking muffin!"
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
7717 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 12:11 pm to
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A mind blowing fact I learned recently is that even after nearly 114 years, the swimming pool on the Titanic is still filled with water.
Well, yeah.

It was located in a secure part of the ship that was sealed by heavy, watertight doors; no doubt, it survived the sinking in relatively good condition.
Posted by CubsFanBudMan
Member since Jul 2008
6128 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 12:19 pm to
2 fleas decided to meet up in Daytona. Flea 1 looks at flea 2, all bruised up and says damn, you look like hell. How did you get here? Flea 2 responded he clung to the mustache of a guy on a motorcycle. Flea 1 explains, you need to go into the women's restroom and climb on her bush. That's a great idea, I'll try that next year.

Following year flea 2 shows up all bruised up again. Flea 1 asked, why didn't you take my advice? Flea 2, I did, and I still ended up on the mustache of a biker.
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