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re: I don't know which Mormon came up with the idea of soaking

Posted on 7/1/25 at 5:04 am to
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17220 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 5:04 am to
quote:

says the guy who worships a guy who came back to life and died on a cross because his dad told him to and somehow



Church it up how you want vato but the religion has been around over 2000 years.

Just think about it. It’s ok, we don’t care if you believe.

Good luck.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17220 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 5:05 am to
quote:

Mormons are a weird group.


I’ve always had a fetish about fricking a Mormon chick or Pentecostal.

They seem so horny.
Posted by Crappieman
Member since Apr 2025
1595 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:18 am to
quote:

How many blowjobs equals one regular sex?


Zero says Bill Clinton!
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62080 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:19 am to
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the religion has been around over 2000 years.


So?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
68944 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:23 am to
I do that when I get tired. Nothing new. :)
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27081 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:55 am to
The BYU Honor Code requires students to "live a chaste and virtuous life," which includes abstaining from sexual relations outside marriage between a man and a woman.

2025 on a college campus

How do they ever field any sports teams
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17220 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:59 am to
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So


Good luck.
Posted by Craft
Member since Oct 2019
829 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:03 am to
I mean shite you still moving it in and out once
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17220 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:03 am to
BYU would be my first choice if I could go back lol.

Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17220 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:04 am to
quote:

I mean shite you still moving it in and out once


Anal would’ve been much easier huh?
Posted by Craft
Member since Oct 2019
829 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:11 am to
And better
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
3963 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:19 am to
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Any more dumb


Haha, least surprising thing you said
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62080 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:54 am to
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Good luck.


To you too. There are a lot of religions out there, and many of them have been around for a while. Let’s hope that you’ve chosen wisely.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:46 am to
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One day in the future, you will be smacked hard by reality. I feel bad for you.


You wouldn’t know reality if it smacked you hard in the face. Keep being dumb. Religion is a mental illness, the only one accepted by society.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:51 am to
Given your handle, one can expect childish remarks.
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
3202 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:58 am to
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couples not wishing to 'sin' by having premarital sex might choose to engage in 'soaking', which refers to a man sexually penetrating a woman without thrusting or moving.


Just have some fricking sex already. Quit with the crazytown.

These same people have probably sinned 10x over during the day being judgy, procrastinating, eating too much etc. This is insanity
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31814 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:04 am to
Back in the 90’s I had a serious relationship with a girl from Denton Texas. Her only serious boyfriend before me was a Mormon guy. She was 23, when we started dating, she was a virgin. Guy didn’t frick her, but she knew how to give a great blow job…
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17220 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 5:57 am to
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To you too. There are a lot of religions out there, and many of them have been around for a while. Let’s hope that you’ve chosen wisely.


Why that matters to the faithless I’ll never know.
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
5494 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 6:13 am to
This isn't breaking news. I remember when they were asking for ideas for the new franchise team names "The Soakers" was being joked about.
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
17120 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 6:17 am to
quote:

She was 23, when we started dating, she was a virgin. Guy didn’t frick her, but she knew how to give a great blow job…


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