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re: I can't believe none of you guys have scooped Lolo up yet.

Posted on 4/16/21 at 7:01 pm to
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68669 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

Crazy or not, I'd have plenty of sex with her if she wanted. I don't get all you keyboard studs that think you can get something at 10 level. 


Well that's the problem, she might want a 10 and doesn't put out. Those dudes are slaying women or already locked up with a much hotter one.
Posted by forever lsu30
Member since Nov 2005
3954 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 7:32 pm to
We were in FCA together during our undergrad years. I asked her out & initially she said yes. then she found out I was 7 months younger than her & she used that as a reason to back out (i'm sure there were other red flags of mine).

2 months later, she was fussing in a Huddle about being "so single". So, I asked her out again & she agreed that time. but I never followed thru because I started dating another girl after a fortuitous night out with friends the next night.

What could have been...
Posted by CheEngineer
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2019
4234 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 7:36 pm to
She is like a 3 day old ham sandwich in the refrigerator. There are going to be a lot more appealing options on the table.
Posted by Vote4MikeAck504
Go Cocks!
Member since Mar 2019
3098 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 8:25 pm to
Lesbian.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142017 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

to mikelbr
how do you always know detailed stuff like this?
he has lolo friends in high places
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142017 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 8:34 pm to
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You’re from down the bayou aren’t you? Only people I know that hate using the words “to” and “the”
You not knowing Russian immigrants? They come America from Soviet Union.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142017 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

Would she date a 53 year old ?
she'd be the klingler klinger
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17041 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 9:23 pm to
She certifiably insane.

Like, you wake up with her standing over you with a knife in her hand screaming insane.

Not worth it, baw
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17138 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

Edge of BR in Pville. I'm not posting her address but she did have Olympic Rings in her yard on display years ago.
You can bump into her in public if you shop at Alexanders often.


My friend bumped into her at a tire shop in BR. He held a one hour conversation with her without actually knowing who she was. He eventually found out and told us the story. He says she was super cool, very humble and was a joy to talk to. But she definitely did talk about the Olympics and the bobsled record that she had just set prior to them meeting at the tire shop.

We all made fun of him for not knowing who she was. I’d kill to meet her
This post was edited on 4/16/21 at 9:34 pm
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4820 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

Yep, i live in there as well. So does Corey Webster


Within a mile radius lives the aforementioned LoLo, Corey Webster, and NFL Hall of Famer Kevin Mawae, and six time MLB All Star Will Clark.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 9:43 pm to
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Posted by 308
the backwoods of Mississippi
Member since Sep 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 9:48 pm to
I wonder how often Lolo thinks of that lost gold medal in the '08 Olympics.

Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27419 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 9:49 pm to
If lolo wants a fat guy to bring her flowers, whisper sweet nothings in her ear until she feels dreamy, and then raw dog behind a huddlehouse, that's 95% of South Louisiana baws.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14857 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 11:18 pm to
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She's hot but she's likely barren or giving you a water head.




My wife and baby are trying to sleep and you have me snorting like an idiot trying to keep from laughing.
This post was edited on 4/16/21 at 11:19 pm
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 4/16/21 at 11:23 pm to
quote:

Is she crazy? Almost certainly. Would you be showing up to a party with fricking Lolo Jones on your arm? Hell yes. Everything in life is a tradeoff.




i legit spit my wine out laughing so hard at this.
this is also my “you cheating mofer” face.


y’all i can’t stop laughing.
This post was edited on 4/16/21 at 11:25 pm
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