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I am once again reminded that having large meals the night before traveling is a bad idea

Posted on 12/28/17 at 6:38 am
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 12/28/17 at 6:38 am
how Did this ever get to be a thing?
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 6:39 am to
How fat are you?
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22064 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 6:39 am to
Took a mean growler on a plane?
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 6:39 am to
How many times have you stopped to shite?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 6:40 am to
Scared of shitting in airports? It's not so bad, you're never gonna see those people again and some times you get an anonymous blowjob.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18552 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 6:42 am to
Once as walking out the hotel. Right now at the airport. Got really panicky in the line.

I ain’t going to lie, a part of it is because of liquor and wine as well.

And I’m not that far. Just a little fat.
Posted by Averytiger
Member since Dec 2017
1366 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 6:49 am to
They make you buy a second seat on the plane, fatso?
This post was edited on 12/28/17 at 6:50 am
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18552 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 7:04 am to
Nope.

I did hear someone in the stall next to me having a serious talk with someone.

In a very calm voice “Megan, I want you to know I am very angry with you. I think what you did was a disservice to me....”

I really wanted to scream “Megan, he’s taking a shite. He’s taking a shite”
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
27553 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 7:05 am to
Lol.. classic move
Posted by Averytiger
Member since Dec 2017
1366 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 7:07 am to
I'm always blown away by peoples' willingness to carry on phone conversations in the stall.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10124 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 7:23 am to
your food to your colon:

we comin!
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
30696 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 7:28 am to
I always try to be as loud as possible when I hear someone on the phone.

Flush the toilet a couple times, turn on all the hand dryers, etc. Etc.
Posted by ElJefe686
Houston
Member since Nov 2012
793 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 9:10 am to
And we ain’t backin down?
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 9:12 am to
Always pop some Imodium before traveling. Thank me later.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7311 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 9:18 am to
Always have a large lunch the day before you travel. That way you'll get your heavy crapping done the night before or early in the morning before you leave.
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 9:36 am to
quote:

Scared of shitting in airports? It's not so bad, you're never gonna see those people again and some times you get an anonymous blowjob.


If you do sit down to take a crap make sure you tap your foot inside the stall next to you.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63882 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 9:41 am to
I've only had to shite at the airport once. I didn't have enough points to get into the Delta Crown room, but the regular bathroom wasn't so bad. The fact there were so many people was actually good, so much noise and commotion of people coming and going, and flushes and sinks and hand dryers etc, I could just let it fly without any insecurity.

ATL to LA can't be more than a 4 hour flight anyway, you couldn't hold it?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63882 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 9:42 am to
By the way... this is an extremely subtle brag by OP, flying out to the Rose Bowl.

Among the most subtle brags I've ever seen here.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 9:48 am to
quote:

By the way... this is an extremely subtle brag by OP, flying out to the Rose Bowl. 

Among the most subtle brags I've ever seen here


Such a thoughtful gift for your boyfriend.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18552 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:19 am to
I am not flying to the rose bowl. I was flying from Washington to Chicago.

I can’t afford to go to both games and I would rather attend the NCG if we go.
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