re: I am at a lunch and need to tell a Cajun joke...

chicken was a fail on page 1

truth is

this was all me

Boudreaux and Marie have a new baby boy. Thibodeaux decides to take a walk over to their house to visit and see the baby. On the way he meets Dugas coming up the road and tells him where he is going. Dugas says “Look, I just went see the baby and it is healthy but it was born without ears so don’t say anything about dat because it will here their feelings.” Thibodeaux nods his head and continues on his way. He arrives at the house and Boudreaux takes him to the back room to see the baby. Thibodeaux says “Mais Boudreaux, y’all baby sure is pretty, but does he have good eyesight?” Boudreaux says “I guess he has as good eyesight as any new born baby.” Thibodeaux says “Dat’s good because he sure won’t be able to wear any glasses.”

beef stew was dat trigger?

There's no need to be mean.

An 80 year old Hispanic doctor lady straight up told me she fell in love with me today after 5 minutes with her. In front of my wife no less. Couldn't pull off the menage, but still.