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Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:21 am to Octopus
Fentanyl
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:24 am to davyjones
That is not the answer, sir.
Women and children don't know how to protect themselves.
I hope that a Bear rips your arm out one day and drags it into a den to rot for 2 months until it emulsfies. That is on you.
My original question was about an encounter with a Grizzly.
Answer the question.
What weapon, other than guns, will you choose?
Women and children don't know how to protect themselves.
I hope that a Bear rips your arm out one day and drags it into a den to rot for 2 months until it emulsfies. That is on you.
My original question was about an encounter with a Grizzly.
Answer the question.
What weapon, other than guns, will you choose?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:27 am to Octopus
you could manage to make spears even if you were dropped into Alaska without much. another option is to use many smaller limbs to make yourself look big. this doesn't kill a bear but it keeps you alive.
A bear will leave you alone if you make yourself look as big or bigger than he is unless it's a mother with a cub.
A bear will leave you alone if you make yourself look as big or bigger than he is unless it's a mother with a cub.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:30 am to Octopus
Ok, throwing women and children at the bear is a no go. Roger that. Good to know.
Poison tipped huge arse crossbow. Maybe one that shoots 2 or 3 bolts at the same time.
Poison tipped huge arse crossbow. Maybe one that shoots 2 or 3 bolts at the same time.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:36 am to Octopus
I would have a boobytrap to have a huge boulder fall on it. Game over
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:47 am to arcalades
I like all of these ideas.
But a Katana is pretty much the best tool for the job.
A Bear could not possibly survive a scenario against a human in that predicament.
But a Katana is pretty much the best tool for the job.
A Bear could not possibly survive a scenario against a human in that predicament.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:49 am to Octopus
quote:
I don't like guns,
Happy ending: the bear kills you and your sword, dead.
We need less of you anyway
This post was edited on 4/3/22 at 5:49 am
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:51 am to davyjones
No poison.
I like your style, but No!
I like your style, but No!
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:54 am to Octopus
I’m cool with that. Just thought I’d try to slip it in there for a little edge against the competition.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:55 am to Octopus
quote:
I don't like guns,
Then you have about a 1% chance.
Katanas are a toy for LARPERS.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:57 am to Klondikekajun
Lol.
It will devour your children first.
Defend yourself!
What weapons?
It will devour your children first.
Defend yourself!
What weapons?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:58 am to Nado Jenkins83
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I would have a boobytrap to have a huge boulder fall on it. Game over
I'd peruse the ACME catalogue first and stock up on appropriate anvils.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:59 am to Octopus
I have a huge head. I have little doubt that after he tore my head from my body that my head would get caught in his throat a he would choke to death.
That is how I personally kill a grizzly bear with no gun.
That is how I personally kill a grizzly bear with no gun.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 6:01 am to Barrister
Maybe you’ll continue to have some ambient brain activity longer than the bear’s……you win!!!
Posted on 4/3/22 at 6:05 am to Octopus
You sound about as prepared for the woods as that other dilettante, Chris McCandless who starved to death in the land of plenty.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 6:13 am to RogerTheShrubber
No guns.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 6:14 am to Octopus
One weapon.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 6:16 am to Octopus
If it catches you by surprise you're more than likely dead even with a gun. They can cover 50 yards in 3 seconds.
Everybody likes to think they'd be calm cool and calculated but most of us would freak out and either not draw in time or not be accurate once drawn. It's why bear spray is reccomended over a firearm.
Everybody likes to think they'd be calm cool and calculated but most of us would freak out and either not draw in time or not be accurate once drawn. It's why bear spray is reccomended over a firearm.
This post was edited on 4/4/22 at 6:59 am
Posted on 4/3/22 at 6:17 am to Octopus
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I don't like guns, other than for hunting
You can keep all of your katanas and gouging out eye balls.
I’m carrying a gun. 10mm is probably the smallest I would go with. 200gr hardcast lead bullets with a 1600fps muzzle velocity.
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