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re: How trashy is it to be banned from a strip club?
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:32 pm to TigersHuskers
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:32 pm to TigersHuskers
I was told to never return to Illusions in Woodville, MS.
I have no ragrets.
I have no ragrets.
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Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:35 pm to Pico de Gallo
The good thing about big cities, you can strip club hop and you're anonymous.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:41 pm to TigersHuskers
I was thrown out of Big Daddy's on Bourbon years ago for standing up in the back row and shouting at the girl on the main stage, "GAYLE, YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL TITS!" It was getting too serious up in there with the drooling pervs and I wanted to lighten things up. Gayle started to blush, all embarrassed like, and I was swiftly escorted to the door. Who knew that strippers could be so shy when complimented?
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:43 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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TheArrogantCorndog
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How trashy is making out with a married stripper (OT-5.5) and playing with her firm 36D tits (fake) while she plays with your junk for $30 and "your" phone number, and Paradise City is playing??
Have we partied together before?
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:52 pm to CroakaBait
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I was told to never return to Illusions in Woodville, MS.
This is the most unbelievable post tonight, I would have to hear this story.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 11:51 pm to cave canem
I've got multiple Woodville stories. Obligatory strippers and cocaine, weapons discharge incidents, theological arguments with pastors in the parking lot. Good times.
This post was edited on 7/29/17 at 11:53 pm
Posted on 7/29/17 at 11:58 pm to cave canem
Nothing spectacular at all--it centered around a stripper offering me a 2 for 1 lapdance. Here's the cliffs:
-road trip and night of drinking with the rugby baws at the club
-down to last $25 when stripper offers lap dance
-tell stripper all I have is $25 (they didn't have an atm in 2001)
-stripper agrees, does dance, deal's done
-2 peckerwood bouncers approach me & attempt to shake me down for more cash
-Rugby baws intervene, some insults were shared, was told to leave & not come back--ever.
The whole experience was surreal.
-road trip and night of drinking with the rugby baws at the club
-down to last $25 when stripper offers lap dance
-tell stripper all I have is $25 (they didn't have an atm in 2001)
-stripper agrees, does dance, deal's done
-2 peckerwood bouncers approach me & attempt to shake me down for more cash
-Rugby baws intervene, some insults were shared, was told to leave & not come back--ever.
The whole experience was surreal.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:06 am to TigersHuskers
I was escorted out of the Platinum Plus in Memphis back in the day. I peeled the label from a Bud Light beer bottle, folded it and threw it on the main stage. Stripper picked it up thinking it was a bill and was F'n pissed. Screamed for security and out I went. 
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:09 am to TigersHuskers
I am banned from Arety's Angels in Pensacola. I don't think you've had a good night until you get forcibly removed from somewhere.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:10 am to TigersHuskers
Bruh...
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:29 am to TigersHuskers
I've been thrown out of two strip clubs. Both when I was young and stupid.
First time, local strip club I'm 18 years old, I'm at the bar she sticks her cooter in my face , it smells like watermelon. I wonder if it also tastes like watermelon.
It didn't taste like watermelon, and two guys used my head to open the door
Second time, I was 20 in Tijuana with some friends. Really drunk, and this club has this girl in a shower with a ladder that you climb on and ahem give her a golden shower for $5 American. I let them talk me doing it, I climb up do my thing and then fall off the ladder and land on her, breaking her arm. The entire Mexican Army chased us out of there, it felt like.
First time, local strip club I'm 18 years old, I'm at the bar she sticks her cooter in my face , it smells like watermelon. I wonder if it also tastes like watermelon.
It didn't taste like watermelon, and two guys used my head to open the door
Second time, I was 20 in Tijuana with some friends. Really drunk, and this club has this girl in a shower with a ladder that you climb on and ahem give her a golden shower for $5 American. I let them talk me doing it, I climb up do my thing and then fall off the ladder and land on her, breaking her arm. The entire Mexican Army chased us out of there, it felt like.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:52 am to TigersHuskers
I got banned from one because I asked for a refund. But frick man, that salad bar sucked arse! Plus, you call that a buffett? There was more bologna on stage than in those damn sammiches!
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:58 am to TigersHuskers
I've been kicked out of several. I know of at least twice that I was forcibly removed from The Gold Club and strongly urged to leave one in the French Quarter before. If that makes me trashy, just call me Oscar.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:58 am to TheArrogantCorndog
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How trashy is making out with a married stripper (OT-5.5) and playing with her firm 36D tits (fake) while she plays with your junk for $30 and "your" phone number, and Paradise City is playing??
This may be the best comment I've ever read on TigerDroppings.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:59 am to TigersHuskers
Got litterally tossed out the door of the Inferno club in Columbus, Ga. after a Morgana show in the early 80's for shooting spitballs at the talent. Cops were waiting on me in the parking lot.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 1:12 am to TigersHuskers
Pretty trashy, but not as trashy as someone who isn't banned and continues to go.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 7:06 am to TigersHuskers
Stumbled into one in Memphis with some buddies, not realizing it was "little peoples night" or some such shite. I am hammered and proceed to heckle the small dancing talent, not realizing until it's too late that there are a shitload of midgets there for a dwarf toss contest. Angry little fockers get pissed and all hell breaks loose eventually leading to the ban hammer for myself and one of my buds. No jail or property damage charges ensue, so it was worth it for the memories. Club soon changed hands, so the ban didn't even last long - good times!
Posted on 7/30/17 at 8:22 am to TigersHuskers
Strip clubs in general are trashy. I've been to my fair share of strip clubs but it's been many years since I've visited one and I can honestly say I'll never go to another one for the rest of my life.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 8:25 am to Paradiddler
a stripper's first night at Lipsticks in lafayette. she was nervous and got drunk af. came sit with me, liked me, and started kissing heavily. bouncers didnt like it. they took her to the back and told me to leave. ultimate cock block, bc i know they went in the back and hit it.
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