re: How the Birds and the Bees was told to me when I was 11

In 4th or 5th grade Frank Spillman explained what an erection was to me when I told him it was “ weird “ what happened down there sometimes , and gave me the run down. Chuckie Douglas called BS and said the baby came from the butt , Spitale told him he was a dumbass, and it was settled. Then maybe a week later there was an after school special that laid it all out.

My two brothers and I would spend one week at my grandparents’ every summer. My grandmother was a hotel manager, and my grandfather was retired. Some afternoons if we weren’t fishing, sightseeing on the Natchez Trace, or just generally goofing off, he would take us swimming at the hotel. On one occasion at the hotel pool there were two sisters there that my brothers and I were swimming and playing around with. That was the summer I turned twelve. The older of the sisters was fourteen, and she just wouldn’t leave me alone. By that I mean she was all over me while we were in the pool wrapping her legs around my waist, and kind of dry humping on me. Having just turned twelve, I didn’t know how to deal with her advances, and I kept pushing her away (#metoo). That evening I told my grandfather about it, and he said, “you know why she was doing that?” I said, “no sir.” He said, “she wants you to slip it to her.” Then I asked, “slip what to her?” He said, “your peter!” And that... was that.

me and my dad were golfing at a par 3 in slidell and on the first tee box he said
"sooo, do you know what an erection is yet?"
me
"yea"
him
"k... any questions about what you're supposed to do with it?"
me
"no"
him
"k, wear protection"

end of conversation. he said most of this in my backswing. a-hole.