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Posted on 5/11/22 at 7:48 pm to fallguy_1978
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Never really was my thing. I don't think I've been in one in almost 20 years.
I've only been to one and I went to it by mistake in Phuket, Thailand. I just remember these guys holding up signs saying cheap beer. We thought it was a bar until we walked in. You're supposed to buy the strippers a rotating ferris wheel that has shot glasses on it for them to dance on you. The shot drinks are small and not much alcohol. I think they cost about $35 USD. I remember buying one for this girl and then I saw another girl I liked better and told my first girl to take a hike. When we left the club all the regular mom and dad tourists were gone. I was trying to walk back to where you could get picked up for an Uber. These bar hoes saw a wet spot on my shorts and walked up to me. There was about 10 of them and pulled on my shorts to see my penis. Then two of them grabbed it. I finally got away from them and ended up on the street with all their massage parlors. Every woman is grabbing at you to come inside. I just remember finally getting an Uber, passing out in the Uber and waking up the next morning and pissed off about going over my daily budget.
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Posted on 5/11/22 at 7:52 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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There was about 10 of them and pulled on my shorts to see my penis. Then two of them grabbed it.

Posted on 5/11/22 at 7:57 pm to Nado Jenkins83
A fun time if you're with a good group and know they only want your money and don't want to frick you
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Posted on 5/11/22 at 8:01 pm to weagle99
Brent Weinbach - Buying a Boner
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Posted on 5/11/22 at 8:02 pm to weagle99
None at all. Biggest waste of $ there is. Although I did love me some Sugar's on Tom Dr. back in my youth.
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Posted on 5/11/22 at 8:04 pm to weagle99
Need to enjoy them more. Havent been since bachelor party. Fun times
Posted on 5/11/22 at 8:05 pm to weagle99
I enjoy when I’m there but feel awful about the huge hole in my wallet the next day which is why I haven’t been on my own dime in 15 years.
The best time at a strip club is when someone else is paying. Unfortunately not many business outings happen there anymore.
The best time at a strip club is when someone else is paying. Unfortunately not many business outings happen there anymore.
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Posted on 5/11/22 at 8:06 pm to weagle99
Not at all. Every time I've ever been to one is because I was dragged there.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 8:08 pm to weagle99
I think it 100% depends on the city.
They are incredible in Miami, as the good ones are just as much club as strip club. You can have a great time and strippers are just dancing on the poles. It isn't as much a situation where you feel pressured to give cash etc.
One of my lady friends and me went when we flew into miami for a weekend. She picked out this chick from norway she liked with tats and we were threeway kissing in a private room and fricking around. She had never been to one in Miami where you can kind of do whatever you want for some cash.
So they can be really incredible fun in the right environment
They are incredible in Miami, as the good ones are just as much club as strip club. You can have a great time and strippers are just dancing on the poles. It isn't as much a situation where you feel pressured to give cash etc.
One of my lady friends and me went when we flew into miami for a weekend. She picked out this chick from norway she liked with tats and we were threeway kissing in a private room and fricking around. She had never been to one in Miami where you can kind of do whatever you want for some cash.
So they can be really incredible fun in the right environment
Posted on 5/11/22 at 8:12 pm to weagle99
I have to admit it's a turn on when I find out she's doing me to buy baby formula.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 8:14 pm to weagle99
I’d like to not get herpes please
Posted on 5/11/22 at 8:19 pm to weagle99
Back in the day…
Underage military being drunk, wetting myself, wake up at strip club, paid for lap dances
while laughing with my friends.
Or another time seeing an amateur get up on stage wasted and see her tampon string and her being lost
Brothel in Spain again, pissed myself, paid for sex, threw up in a cab, and lost my orders. We were on a stop in Spain after Iraq.
Been married now and behaving for 14 yrs.
Underage military being drunk, wetting myself, wake up at strip club, paid for lap dances
Or another time seeing an amateur get up on stage wasted and see her tampon string and her being lost
Brothel in Spain again, pissed myself, paid for sex, threw up in a cab, and lost my orders. We were on a stop in Spain after Iraq.
Been married now and behaving for 14 yrs.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 8:20 pm to weagle99
A lap dance is cheaper than a dinner date with drinks, and you get guaranteed action.
The food at strip clubs is superb. They often have pretty good steak cuts for relatively reasonable prices
And you can buy cocaine
The food at strip clubs is superb. They often have pretty good steak cuts for relatively reasonable prices
And you can buy cocaine
Posted on 5/11/22 at 8:22 pm to weagle99
Dunno strippers are pretty tight on Bach parties with blow and alcohol tbh.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 8:22 pm to northshorebamaman
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I find out she's doing me to buy baby formula.
She's having to work extra hours to get that stuff now.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 8:23 pm to weagle99
If i'm hanging out with someone that only wants money from me, it's better than hanging out with my wife. Last time I went was on a business trip and someone from the company paid for a lap dance for me. Stripper was unbelievably cute. Honestly, I probably would've paid money to frick her if it had been later in the night when I was more drunk.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 8:25 pm to weagle99
Best strip club experience was in Tel Aviv. That was also the night the Air Force Major with amazing tits took her shirt off and let the hot arse stripper suck on them while we watched.
The next day's planning meeting was....interesting with the uncomfortable looks and silence about what we did the night before to "let loose."
The next day's planning meeting was....interesting with the uncomfortable looks and silence about what we did the night before to "let loose."
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