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How many times should you fart in a day? This has been studied by the Brits.

Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:58 pm
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:58 pm
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How many times should you fart in a day?

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It might not be the easiest question to ask a doctor or a health professional, but a lot of people are wondering how many times it’s ‘normal’ to let one rip each day. In fact, if you type the words ‘how many times should you fart in a day’ into Google, you’ll get served with over 36 million results. Studies show questions like this (along with ‘is it normal to wee every hour’) are things Brits are much more likely to ask the computer than their doctor. The good news is that breaking wind is totally, completely and entirely normal. The bad news is that even the experts can’t agree on how often you should be doing it.

The NHS, says it means breaking wind roughly 15 times a day, but according to digestive health charity Guts UK, anything up to 40 is healthy. ‘Frequency isn’t so important,’ explains Dr Rehan Haidry, consultant gastroenterologist at The London Clinic.



This is a British study. You should try to fart less than that.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:59 pm to
This is something that I have never considered counting.
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:00 pm to
It’s official, the Internet offers nothing else
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16855 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:00 pm to
At least counting is based on fact and data collection.



Social sciences and critical theory can't even do that.
This post was edited on 6/30/20 at 7:03 pm
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:01 pm to
I like to fart under a blanket and then hold my wife (no pics) down under the blanket. It really pisses her off but I can't help it. It brings the Peter Griffin out in me.
Posted by LaBR4
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Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:02 pm to
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:02 pm to
I don’t count and without reading the article I was thinking 15 times a day was about right.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:03 pm to
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anything up to 40 is healthy.


I can knock that out in an hour when family isn't around.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16855 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

I can knock that out in an hour when family isn't around.


40?

Dude...time to change the diet.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:07 pm to
No less the 30 times a day. Got a shitty gut problem.
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25310 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

This is a British study. You should try to fart less than that.



Nah, just do it bigger and better.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59587 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:25 pm to
Farting a lot means you have some good gut bacteria and you healthy
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16855 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:28 pm to
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Farting a lot means you have some good gut bacteria and you healthy



It also means that you smell really bad.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59587 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:29 pm to
Not all farts stink
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:34 pm to
350 per day
Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3592 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:34 pm to
Do the walking farts count as one or each individually?
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:37 pm to
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roughly 15 times a day


Pffttt that is the first hour im awake
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7334 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:40 pm to
How many crop duster farts a day is good?
Posted by Langland
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15382 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:43 pm to


That's a dude with shaved legs. Looks at those thick wrists and meaty hands.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:51 pm to
I have IBS, so these snaggletoothed bastards can go frick themselves on that.
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