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Posted on 8/3/16 at 10:47 pm to
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
18130 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 10:47 pm to
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You are an idiot and I wouldn't want you managing a toilet for me or my company. If this worker did not have enough respect for their position to show up straight, they are not anyone I could trust.


So you know for a fact this worker was intoxicated and not suffering from a medical condition, how?

Years ago, when I was in biotech sales a coworker was acting intoxicated at a meeting. One of the meeting planners approached me and were accusing him of being drunk. Well it was 9 in the morning and I knew this guy was very professional and would never show up to a meeting drunk at 9am. I found one of his close associates and informed him of the situation. He knew his medical condition and asked me to go to the gift shop at the hotel and get some hershey bars as he was an insulin dependent diabetic and probably had low blood sugar.

I fetched the chocolate bars and his friend fed them to him. I watched in amazement as he transformed from "drunk" to normal in a matter of minutes. His friends knowledge of him medical condition and fast thinking probably saved his life.

Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50698 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 10:48 pm to
B. Absolutely.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19072 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 10:51 pm to
Hit her with narcan you will know quickly if it was an opiate
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40395 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 1:27 am to
quote:

Report it. I did. The person was regularly drunk at work. Boss did nothing. The person died two weeks later of alcohol poisoning.


Your concern for a fellow human is inspiring.
This post was edited on 8/4/16 at 6:22 am
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 6:16 am to
Tell her boss and follow up with an email that summarizes your conversation.

CYA.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68460 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 6:18 am to
B & D and ensure she takes a piss test so you can fire her arse.
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2636 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:31 am to
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He's a fricking manager at this place, wherever it is. It is his damn business.
sorry you both suck at your pathetic office jobs.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7544 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:38 am to
quote:

I fetched the chocolate bars and his friend fed them to him. I watched in amazement as he transformed from "drunk" to normal in a matter of minutes. His friends knowledge of him medical condition and fast thinking probably saved his life.


So reporting the person as drunk saved their life? I think you just made his point for him.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29274 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:48 am to
B & C.

Let her boss deal with it, but keep your boss in the loop.
Posted by Sal Minella
Member since Nov 2006
1951 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 8:03 am to
Report it to your boss and while in his/her office, resign from your position and ask him to hire someone that can make a decision commensurate with their duty position without enlisting the help of the OT.

Then go home, read Extreme Ownership and try to suck less at your next job. That book will help teach you things like:

Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
18130 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 8:04 am to
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So reporting the person as drunk saved their life? I think you just made his point for him.


Of course it did. But in this situation that I witnessed the reporter acted like an arse telling everyone at the meeting that this guy came to work drunk.

She could have been a little more discrete about it and in the end wishes she had.

My advice was to tread lightly and consider the fact that it may very well be a medical condition and not intoxication.
Posted by wheelz007
Denham Springs, LA
Member since Jan 2010
3386 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 8:40 am to
Bumping for an update....
Posted by FuzzyBearE
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
501 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 9:23 am to
yeah, no kidding - it's almost 9:30...What happened man!?!

Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
21443 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 9:33 am to
In the real world out there, shite happens all the time. Were that to happen here & litigation results, the first person scheduled for a deposition would be the person who told you about it. They you get to testify under oath what you knew when. If your answer was " I didn't do shite because it was none of my business & I did not want to be a snitch", the plaintiff atty will start adding more zeros to his claim for damages. And there are many cases where corporate negligence can be penalized by punitive damages above & beyond any documented damages. Sad but true: this world is the real world. Major cover your arse.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
21443 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 9:33 am to
In the real world out there, shite happens all the time. Were that to happen here & litigation results, the first person scheduled for a deposition would be the person who told you about it. They you get to testify under oath what you knew when. If your answer was " I didn't do shite because it was none of my business & I did not want to be a snitch", the plaintiff atty will start adding more zeros to his claim for damages. And there are many cases where corporate negligence can be penalized by punitive damages above & beyond any documented damages. Sad but true: this world is the real world. Major cover your arse.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64808 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 9:37 am to
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With all the up-votes this reply received, this exemplifies the pussification of American in general. Everyone is more concerned with covering their arse instead of being a straight up person...if there's no chance of her getting hurt, or hurting anyone else, you call her into your office and let her know that it better not happen again - this is how you earn respect and gratitude from people. Now, if it occurs again, you bring it straight to the top level managers so it can be dealt with appropriately...



Whats your drug of choice?
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:18 am to
quote:

With all the up-votes this reply received, this exemplifies the pussification of American in general. Everyone is more concerned with covering their arse instead of being a straight up person...if there's no chance of her getting hurt, or hurting anyone else, you call her into your office and let her know that it better not happen again - this is how you earn respect and gratitude from people. Now, if it occurs again, you bring it straight to the top level managers so it can be dealt with appropriately..


You also follow chain of command and properly document it, even if in a desk file. If you just tell her in your office, you do not create the necessary documentation to back up claims that it has happened before and could also have her come back with drummed up claims. HR policies are a pain in the arse, but they are there for a reason.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14970 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Zilla
quote:

She is high as a kite... Should I:

A) Do nothing
B) Report to my boss
C)Report to her boss who I'm cool with
D) Report to hr


I'd probably do A If it hadn't been technically reported to me by a concerned subordinate... Office job so no immediate safety concern ... WWOTD?


You're never going to do wrong by doing the right thing.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14887 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:21 am to
Report to your boss if you think they can be trusted.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10728 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:33 am to
quote:

She is high as a kite... Should I:

A) Do nothing
B) Report to my boss
C)Report to her boss who I'm cool with
D) Report to hr


Either B then C, or C then B. Either way, I'm amazed that you are even asking this question. I take it you have direct reports and are in a management position. What pissant kinda company do you work for where they didn't train you on this stuff already?

Or did you attend the training and you're just not too bright?

Either way, I think you've hit the zenith of your Peter Principle trajectory. No where to go from here pal.

If your boss gets wind that you had to come ask us bunch of e-jackoffs for the right call he's going to probably put you on a PIP, or just fire you.
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