re: How many cherries do you think you could eat in one sitting?

TIL about cherry shits

I smash some Rainer cherries with no gastrointestinal discomfort

Ever eat rotten cherries before?

:yak:

In learned about cherry shits when I lived near a cherry orchard in CO. They're real.

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It's either this or Taco Bell

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If the cherries have pits, it's hands down Taco Bell

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Same. I didn't know that was a thing.

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I occasionally toss a handfull of frozen cherries in my daily smoothy. The first time tossed in a few strawberries with leaves and a few kiwi with peels.

Unbeknownst to me, all of those things are extreme laxatives.

At one point I considered going to the hospital, purely because of gas and diarrhea.

Pits confirmed

In my experience no. Just prepare your bathroom accordingly for projectile shitting.

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I laughed

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As a guy who avoids the hospital and doctors at all costs, it was a terrible decision to have to make.

I ended up not going because there was no esy I could make it the 30 miles without shitting in my car.

if we're talking Ranier cherries, however many it would take to kill me