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How long do scratches normally last?

Posted on 2/5/20 at 11:52 pm
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18657 posts
Posted on 2/5/20 at 11:52 pm
Stupid skank I hooked up with decided it would be cool to claw my back and arms during hanky panky time. The back marks don’t matter but I’ve gotta work tomorrow and I’m wondering if I should go long sleeve or not
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27964 posts
Posted on 2/5/20 at 11:53 pm to
I dont know many guys with long fingernails. Sorry he did that to you.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/5/20 at 11:54 pm to
You shouldn’t have let him treat you like a bitch
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 2/5/20 at 11:54 pm to
This is what a brag thread looks like.

ETA congrats on the sex
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
40527 posts
Posted on 2/5/20 at 11:54 pm to
Is this part of some weird digital alibi for a murder you just committed?

Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159059 posts
Posted on 2/5/20 at 11:55 pm to
There was a young belle of old Natchez
Who ripped all her garments to patchez
When comment arose
On the state of her clothes
She drawled, "When Ah itches, Ah scratchez".
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 2/5/20 at 11:56 pm to
quote:

How long do scratches normally last?

Ask Ted Nugent.
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
40527 posts
Posted on 2/5/20 at 11:58 pm to
Also, are you actually asking if scratches go away in like 8-10 hours?

Are you new at this whole “being a human being” thing?
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
28325 posts
Posted on 2/5/20 at 11:58 pm to
No one ever believes your shite, hog.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 12:06 am to
You killed a woman and she scratched you during the murder.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106097 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 12:08 am to
Dont lie baw. You were testing your theories by fighting a chimp.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 12:19 am to
Go back to using the chloroform.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 12:23 am to
your wife is gonna know you're screwing around. sorry, baw. prayers sent.
Posted by CajunBandit
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2010
2954 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:02 am to
Family reunion time already?
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6971 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:31 am to
I had a girlfriend once
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22345 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:24 am to
you say a man could beat a chimp in hand to hand combat but you can't even beat a standard Arkansas tweaker? I rest my case.

Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51625 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:51 am to
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Hawgnsincebirth55

My favorite thing about you is that no matter what, I always look better as long as you’re posting around here.
Posted by Cypressknee
Member since Jul 2017
1464 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:01 am to
Hope this wasn’t at a massage parlor. If so, bad timing, baw.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50041 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:02 am to
Your fricked now she done marked her territory.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9866 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:04 am to
Did she choke you and punch you in the face while a garbage bag was over your head?

No? She's an amateur.
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