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re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this? (Email update page 32)
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:25 pm to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:25 pm to SlowFlowPro
That list is like something skillet would write to paige in a lunch thread.
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:25 pm to dbeck
Someone may have pointed this out but the girl's name is redacted in some places and not in others.
eta: ok i caught up:

eta: ok i caught up:
quote:
Why you ain't post pics of Carrie yet?

This post was edited on 5/14/16 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:25 pm to SlowFlowPro
My personal favorite is just...
ETC
That says it all.
What a fricking trainwreck.
ETC
That says it all.

What a fricking trainwreck.
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:25 pm to dbeck
quote:
I'm bringing my camera and audio gear to record the situation for evidence of harassment for the inevitable restraining order.
let's make a short documentary out of this
i'll direct and you be the cinematographer
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:25 pm to dbeck
Wow this is thread of the year material right here. fricking epic.
I'm not sure what's worse, him being a stalking clinger or his punctuation. Both seem to be on par. Then again, English has never been my strong point so pot meet kettle in this instance. But at least I'm not a 42 year old stalking clinger who can't let it go (but it appears as though the OP has let it go multiple times on the ex's old lady
).
I'm not sure what's worse, him being a stalking clinger or his punctuation. Both seem to be on par. Then again, English has never been my strong point so pot meet kettle in this instance. But at least I'm not a 42 year old stalking clinger who can't let it go (but it appears as though the OP has let it go multiple times on the ex's old lady

Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:26 pm to CptBengal
quote:
miss you
want you
admire you
adore you
lust for you
the the finale
quote:
happy to be with you
kind of a let down when you see what he was building there
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:26 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
Why you ain't post pics of Carrie yet?
This is the real question.
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:26 pm to ZekeTheTeke
quote:
I'm just here so my TD name gets read in court after he shoots you.

In all seriousness, he seems like a candidate for suicide much more so than murder.
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:27 pm to dbeck
That letter gave me cancer.
Holy shite, just read the pro/con list.
Holy shite, just read the pro/con list.

This post was edited on 5/14/16 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:27 pm to dbeck
Vagina can not be That good. Let it go
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:28 pm to Bunk Moreland
quote:
That list is like something skillet would write to paige in a lunch thread.
i have done similar stuff
when i was, literally, half his age (and younger)
i expect most people have and that's why we can laugh about it, but on the real...damn, son
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:29 pm to Bunk Moreland
quote:
I hung in until the last couple of letters and couldn't read anymore.
Same here. It was legitimately uncomfortable to go any longer.

Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:30 pm to slackster
somebody link this shite to r/cringe and let's get famous again
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:30 pm to SlowFlowPro
Ignore the substance, what little there is, and focus on the construction.
Edits mid word. Cross outs only to spell the word incorrectly or just to go in a different direction.
The initial focus on line spacing that becomes increasingly haphazard.
It's like a serial killer thinking about their latest kill while writing.
This isn't just an idiot. This is a lunatic.
Edits mid word. Cross outs only to spell the word incorrectly or just to go in a different direction.
The initial focus on line spacing that becomes increasingly haphazard.
It's like a serial killer thinking about their latest kill while writing.
This isn't just an idiot. This is a lunatic.
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:31 pm to slackster
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This post was edited on 11/26/17 at 8:51 am
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:31 pm to CptBengal
quote:
Edits mid word. Cross outs only to spell the word incorrectly or just to go in a different direction.
The initial focus on line spacing that becomes increasingly haphazard.
It's like a serial killer thinking about their latest kill while writing.
yes
the most shocking thing is that he accepts a draft with scratched out words
where is the art? the appreciation for aesthetics? he's never getting carrie back with that effort
hell, this may be the perfect symbol of why they didn't work out
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:31 pm to CptBengal
What year did he graduate from Alabama?
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:31 pm to dbeck
Grammar and sentence structure must not be a requirement at your place of employment.
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:33 pm to tigersownall
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This post was edited on 11/26/17 at 8:51 am
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