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re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this? (Email update page 32)

Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:25 pm to
Posted by Bunk Moreland
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:25 pm to
That list is like something skillet would write to paige in a lunch thread.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:25 pm to
Someone may have pointed this out but the girl's name is redacted in some places and not in others.

eta: ok i caught up:

quote:


Why you ain't post pics of Carrie yet?


This post was edited on 5/14/16 at 2:26 pm
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
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71661 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:25 pm to
My personal favorite is just...

ETC


That says it all.

What a fricking trainwreck.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

I'm bringing my camera and audio gear to record the situation for evidence of harassment for the inevitable restraining order.

let's make a short documentary out of this

i'll direct and you be the cinematographer
Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:25 pm to
Wow this is thread of the year material right here. fricking epic.

I'm not sure what's worse, him being a stalking clinger or his punctuation. Both seem to be on par. Then again, English has never been my strong point so pot meet kettle in this instance. But at least I'm not a 42 year old stalking clinger who can't let it go (but it appears as though the OP has let it go multiple times on the ex's old lady ).
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

miss you
want you
admire you
adore you
lust for you


the the finale

quote:

happy to be with you


kind of a let down when you see what he was building there
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Why you ain't post pics of Carrie yet?




This is the real question.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

I'm just here so my TD name gets read in court after he shoots you.




In all seriousness, he seems like a candidate for suicide much more so than murder.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
21487 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:27 pm to
That letter gave me cancer.

Holy shite, just read the pro/con list.
This post was edited on 5/14/16 at 2:36 pm
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7974 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:27 pm to
Vagina can not be That good. Let it go
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

That list is like something skillet would write to paige in a lunch thread.

i have done similar stuff

when i was, literally, half his age (and younger)

i expect most people have and that's why we can laugh about it, but on the real...damn, son
Posted by RLDSC FAN
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:28 pm to


Posted by slackster
Houston
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89380 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

I hung in until the last couple of letters and couldn't read anymore.


Same here. It was legitimately uncomfortable to go any longer.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:30 pm to
somebody link this shite to r/cringe and let's get famous again
Posted by CptBengal
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:30 pm to
Ignore the substance, what little there is, and focus on the construction.

Edits mid word. Cross outs only to spell the word incorrectly or just to go in a different direction.

The initial focus on line spacing that becomes increasingly haphazard.

It's like a serial killer thinking about their latest kill while writing.

This isn't just an idiot. This is a lunatic.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:31 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/26/17 at 8:51 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
450394 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

Edits mid word. Cross outs only to spell the word incorrectly or just to go in a different direction.

The initial focus on line spacing that becomes increasingly haphazard.

It's like a serial killer thinking about their latest kill while writing.

yes

the most shocking thing is that he accepts a draft with scratched out words

where is the art? the appreciation for aesthetics? he's never getting carrie back with that effort

hell, this may be the perfect symbol of why they didn't work out
Posted by Minnesota Tiger
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:31 pm to
What year did he graduate from Alabama?
Posted by tigersownall
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:31 pm to
Grammar and sentence structure must not be a requirement at your place of employment.
Posted by dbeck
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:33 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/26/17 at 8:51 am
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