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re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this? (Email update page 32)

Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:49 pm to
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17218 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:49 pm to
This has murder suicide written all over it.

If this were a movie though you would actually turn out to be the killer and the other guy a generally good guy trying to protect her...

So now all that's left is which one of you will it be...
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84766 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

I was guilty of this kind of pussery at one time in my life. It was called high school




Oh of course, I've done it too. Pretty sure I wrote a letter to an ex's parents apologizing and asking for forgiveness after things went south and I cheated. It was sooooooooooo pathetic in hindsight because if the relationship is toxic enough to take you to that level, neither of you have any business going back.
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:52 pm to

Walk away.
Posted by KillTheGophers
Member since Jan 2016
6211 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:52 pm to
fricking your co-worker NEVER ends well for the male in the relationship.


You are about to be fired and shot.

Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84766 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:52 pm to
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Get outta there because you will be killed. It's gonna happen so get your will in order.....



Or buy the most expensive face value life insurance policy you can afford until you eventually break things off with Carrie.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:53 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/26/17 at 8:51 am
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38533 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:54 pm to
Give me his full name and dealership he works at.

I'm confident I can get a great deal by having him as my salesperson.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:56 pm to
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gonna get shot
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
105867 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:56 pm to
What does he look like? I know of a crazy michael around that age who gets veeery attached to people and this follows his pattern.

An old resident.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17218 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

I kind of want to get out while I can but I also want to keep fricking her and seeing what happens with the ex. Both are incredibly entertaining for the time being




What the frick do you mean see what happens?

There is literally only one more step before you guys are a Dateline NBC story bro.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11289 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:58 pm to
He's got abandonment issues and low self esteem. That will be 200 dollars. I take PayPal.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 2:58 pm to
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And you're getting this losers' sloppy seconds.


Might as well just give serious replies from this point on because nobody's beating this one.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 3:00 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/26/17 at 8:51 am
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 3:01 pm to
All this and you don't even have the common decency to post a pic of this ole gal for us?
Posted by xxKylexx
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2011
4039 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 3:01 pm to
Holy shite, what does this guy look like? I seriously might know who the dude is.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
105867 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 3:01 pm to
Color hair?

You sure he sells cars?
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 3:03 pm to
So, did you hit it raw or what?
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84766 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

I kind of want to get out while I can but I also want to keep fricking her and seeing what happens with the ex. Both are incredibly entertaining for the time being


As long as you understand you're going to end up killing this guy at the least and possibly getting yourself and/or Carrie killed, go right ahead.

You also have an obligation to keep this thread updated as you proceed to end 1-3 lives.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 3:04 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/26/17 at 8:52 am
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11289 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 3:05 pm to
I've given this some thought. This might be one of those threads that people see when they google the circumstances of a murder/bizarre tragedy. What town do you live in so I can leave some key search words for the engines?

Car salesman
Lover
Murder
Stalker
Handwritten notes
Co-workers
Carrie
Michael
This post was edited on 5/14/16 at 3:24 pm
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