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re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this? (Email update page 32)

Posted on 5/15/16 at 9:59 am to
Posted by SonofDye
Jawga
Member since Jan 2015
1709 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 9:59 am to
OP better be cleaning out his desk Monday and be prepared for the call from HR. Carrie is about to end his career.
Posted by Salamander_Wilson
Member since Jul 2015
8107 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 10:24 am to
Maybe the OT saved this guy's life.

He heeded our warnings and bailed.















Or...












Michael beat the OP to death with a rusty shovel, has Carrie tied to a furnace in his basement and is now in possession of OP's laptop, which just so happened to be open to this thread.

Michael is now dbeck.
Posted by AlbertPoolHoles
Member since Jun 2015
176 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 11:13 am to
how trashy is the chick you're banging? No way she's a decent chick with the way her ex writes. He sounds backwoods and white trash as frick. No way she's any better.

Also, no way the interaction between you and the ex went exactly like that. Lol
Posted by rumproast
Member since Dec 2003
12285 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 11:49 am to
OP....you, sir, are a trailer wrecker.
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3518 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 12:28 pm to
Did anyone reverse image search Michaels pic? Will probably get you to a FB and Carrie
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
89745 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

Did anyone reverse image search Michaels pic? Will probably get you to a FB and Carrie




I tried and couldn't find anything. Breesus said he found his FB but I'm not sure how he managed that.

This was the typed pic that was in the OP but was removed because of the names in it. I edited the names out:

Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
15857 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 12:58 pm to
Wow. First time I am seeing this letter. Bold strategy appealing to the other dude.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:03 pm to
That "P.S." kicked the creeper level up to a 10.
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:11 pm to
27 pages in this thread? My goodness what the hell is going on here?
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

27 pages in this thread? My goodness what the hell is going on here?




About sums it up..
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
82483 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:33 pm to
Wow, that's extremely sad and the dude writee and spells like a damn 4 year old kid
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
89745 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

First time I am seeing this letter.


If there could only be one picture in the OP, the letter would be it. You can feel him devolve as he types it. At some point he feels like everything needs to be in all caps, then he decides that the last two sentences need to be isolated, but also centered on the page.

As others have pointed out, that thing would have been full of blue and red underlined words with any modern word processor, but he DGAF, except for the desire to come back and fix "TELL" to "telling".

Then he had more to add with a handwritten post script. The letter was signed in that sharpie so I assume he wrote the post script immediately after he finished the letter, and he must have noticed the "TELL" grammatical error in his effort to proofread the letter, so he fixed that later. Something compelled him to add another quip in the bottom right before he eventually left the letter on the OP's windshield.

It is one of the best and worst things I've ever seen on this site.
Posted by RabidTiger
Member since Nov 2009
3127 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:56 pm to
It's the random capitalization in the handwritten parts that gets me.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
105508 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:18 pm to
Dbag...you should write michael a letter letting him know you had a blowup with Ole girl because she kept bringing up his name and you knew she still loved him...so you had to walk knowing she would always love Michael more....YOU GET IT!!!!!!!
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:19 pm to
WSJ- scientists see love as form of mental illness

quote:

If there could only be one picture in the OP, the letter would be it. You can feel him devolve as he types it.





TL;DR- imaging done on people's brains that are in love resemble those of a brain with insanity.

quote:

Science is beginning to pay more attention to the chemical storm that romantic love can trigger in our brains. Recent studies of brain scans show that being in love causes changes in the brain that are strikingly similar to serious health problems like drug addiction and obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Posted by KILGUS
Member since Aug 2014
485 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:59 pm to
I hate I'm just now seeing all this. Did anyone notice the paper ink running toward the bottom of the 'pros' list? Was this guy crying while writing it?

Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23582 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 3:01 pm to
as soon as she's done with you she will go back to him.

Watch
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34357 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 3:04 pm to
I would never be with a woman who had been with a man that is so lame.

OP best watch out, he's about two steps away from making his own list.
Posted by Ray Penpillage
Western Slope
Member since Nov 2010
9409 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
84821 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

Dbag...you should write michael a letter letting him know you had a blowup with Ole girl because she kept bringing up his name and you knew she still loved him...so you had to walk knowing she would always love Michael more....YOU GET IT!!!!!!!


Don't go giving the OP ideas. He appears to be just dumb enough to do it.
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