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re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this? (Email update page 32)
Posted on 5/15/16 at 9:59 am to terriblegreen
Posted on 5/15/16 at 9:59 am to terriblegreen
OP better be cleaning out his desk Monday and be prepared for the call from HR. Carrie is about to end his career.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 10:24 am to SonofDye
Maybe the OT saved this guy's life.
He heeded our warnings and bailed.
Or...
Michael beat the OP to death with a rusty shovel, has Carrie tied to a furnace in his basement and is now in possession of OP's laptop, which just so happened to be open to this thread.
Michael is now dbeck.
He heeded our warnings and bailed.
Or...
Michael beat the OP to death with a rusty shovel, has Carrie tied to a furnace in his basement and is now in possession of OP's laptop, which just so happened to be open to this thread.
Michael is now dbeck.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 11:13 am to SlowFlowPro
how trashy is the chick you're banging? No way she's a decent chick with the way her ex writes. He sounds backwoods and white trash as frick. No way she's any better.
Also, no way the interaction between you and the ex went exactly like that. Lol
Also, no way the interaction between you and the ex went exactly like that. Lol
Posted on 5/15/16 at 11:49 am to AlbertPoolHoles
OP....you, sir, are a trailer wrecker.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 12:28 pm to rumproast
Did anyone reverse image search Michaels pic? Will probably get you to a FB and Carrie
Posted on 5/15/16 at 12:44 pm to Finch
quote:
Did anyone reverse image search Michaels pic? Will probably get you to a FB and Carrie
I tried and couldn't find anything. Breesus said he found his FB but I'm not sure how he managed that.
This was the typed pic that was in the OP but was removed because of the names in it. I edited the names out:

Posted on 5/15/16 at 12:58 pm to slackster
Wow. First time I am seeing this letter. Bold strategy appealing to the other dude.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:03 pm to Jorts R Us
That "P.S." kicked the creeper level up to a 10.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:11 pm to lsuwontonwrap
27 pages in this thread? My goodness what the hell is going on here?
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:22 pm to lsusportsman2
quote:
27 pages in this thread? My goodness what the hell is going on here?
About sums it up..
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:33 pm to dbeck
Wow, that's extremely sad and the dude writee and spells like a damn 4 year old kid
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:36 pm to Jorts R Us
quote:
First time I am seeing this letter.
If there could only be one picture in the OP, the letter would be it. You can feel him devolve as he types it. At some point he feels like everything needs to be in all caps, then he decides that the last two sentences need to be isolated, but also centered on the page.
As others have pointed out, that thing would have been full of blue and red underlined words with any modern word processor, but he DGAF, except for the desire to come back and fix "TELL" to "telling".
Then he had more to add with a handwritten post script. The letter was signed in that sharpie so I assume he wrote the post script immediately after he finished the letter, and he must have noticed the "TELL" grammatical error in his effort to proofread the letter, so he fixed that later. Something compelled him to add another quip in the bottom right before he eventually left the letter on the OP's windshield.
It is one of the best and worst things I've ever seen on this site.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:56 pm to slackster
It's the random capitalization in the handwritten parts that gets me.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:18 pm to dbeck
Dbag...you should write michael a letter letting him know you had a blowup with Ole girl because she kept bringing up his name and you knew she still loved him...so you had to walk knowing she would always love Michael more....YOU GET IT!!!!!!!
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:19 pm to slackster
WSJ- scientists see love as form of mental illness
TL;DR- imaging done on people's brains that are in love resemble those of a brain with insanity.
quote:
If there could only be one picture in the OP, the letter would be it. You can feel him devolve as he types it.
TL;DR- imaging done on people's brains that are in love resemble those of a brain with insanity.
quote:
Science is beginning to pay more attention to the chemical storm that romantic love can trigger in our brains. Recent studies of brain scans show that being in love causes changes in the brain that are strikingly similar to serious health problems like drug addiction and obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:59 pm to dbeck
I hate I'm just now seeing all this. Did anyone notice the paper ink running toward the bottom of the 'pros' list? Was this guy crying while writing it?


Posted on 5/15/16 at 3:01 pm to dbeck
as soon as she's done with you she will go back to him.
Watch
Watch
Posted on 5/15/16 at 3:04 pm to The Torch
I would never be with a woman who had been with a man that is so lame.
OP best watch out, he's about two steps away from making his own list.
OP best watch out, he's about two steps away from making his own list.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 4:03 pm to Tiger Ryno
quote:
Dbag...you should write michael a letter letting him know you had a blowup with Ole girl because she kept bringing up his name and you knew she still loved him...so you had to walk knowing she would always love Michael more....YOU GET IT!!!!!!!
Don't go giving the OP ideas. He appears to be just dumb enough to do it.
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