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How do you know when you are getting old?
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:24 pm
1. You look forward to a quiet evening
2. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room
3. You answer a question with, "because I said so."
4. Your best friend is dating someone half his age...and isn't breaking the law
5. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize
I have experienced all these. Whatcha got?
2. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room
3. You answer a question with, "because I said so."
4. Your best friend is dating someone half his age...and isn't breaking the law
5. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize
I have experienced all these. Whatcha got?
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:25 pm to rebeloke
Young people hold the door open for you and call you sir.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:25 pm to rebeloke
I qualify for all but 4. What do I win?
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:25 pm to rebeloke
this might be a bit of a downer answer; but that point where you realize projects or things you've started in the past but not completed will probably never get completed.
eta and ear hair and weird brown spots that randomly appear on the backs of your hands and arms

eta and ear hair and weird brown spots that randomly appear on the backs of your hands and arms

This post was edited on 10/13/16 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:26 pm to rebeloke
white hairs on your balls
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:26 pm to rebeloke
Before a night of drinking, I think about the headache I will have the next morning. Started at 30 for me.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:28 pm to rebeloke
The first time a hot chick said yessir to me in a bar at the beach. Ouch!!!
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:29 pm to slinger1317
also when you see women you thought were smoking hot on TV or some movie are so old they're about to croak now.
the other answer is i was in school with stanley roberts and shaq and now Stanley looks like this
eta and their nemsis, rex chapman looks like this:


the other answer is i was in school with stanley roberts and shaq and now Stanley looks like this


eta and their nemsis, rex chapman looks like this:

This post was edited on 10/13/16 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:29 pm to slinger1317
quote:
Before a night of drinking, I think about the headache I will have the next morning. Started at 30 for me.

I was gonna say "when you get a hangover from having 4 or 5 drinks."
Started at 30 for me too

Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:30 pm to rebeloke
I almost got suckered into clicking on this thread and then I saw it was a Rebeloke thread and...
Damnit.
BTW, this isn't up to your usual crap standards. You might want to modify OP to make it worse.
Damnit.
BTW, this isn't up to your usual crap standards. You might want to modify OP to make it worse.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:30 pm to rebeloke
You obey the law
You pay your taxes
You stop voting Democrat
You pay your taxes
You stop voting Democrat
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:34 pm to rebeloke
But what if you can still pass for 22 even though the last time you were was before katrina, and youre a minor celeb in the metal world and already dating a girl who is a decade younger than you..but with a better head on her shoulders?
Old is when you can't do what you do best anymore. With threads like these, you'll be forever young.
Old is when you can't do what you do best anymore. With threads like these, you'll be forever young.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:36 pm to rebeloke
Can you run a mile?
If not, you're old
If not, you're old
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:40 pm to rebeloke
You want everybody to stay off your lawn.
Your joints sound like someone lit a whole pack of black cats when you walk.
You get the walking farts.
You have to lift up your boobs to buckle your belt.

Your joints sound like someone lit a whole pack of black cats when you walk.
You get the walking farts.
You have to lift up your boobs to buckle your belt.


Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:41 pm to rebeloke
when you fall down and you say "give me a minute" while on the ground
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:42 pm to ChenierauTigre
quote:
You have to lift up your boobs to buckle your belt.
Pic?
just kidding, you old bat. I just ate.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:43 pm to LCA131
GTFO. I knew you'd be lurking around in here. Beotch.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:46 pm to El Campo Tiger
quote:
Can you run a mile?
Why in the hell would I be running? I own a truck and my joints would hurt for weeks.
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