re: How Do You Get A Baby Alien To Sleep?

A three legged dog walks into a saloon, the shouts "WHO SHOT MY PAW?".

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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "five beers, please"

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A Roman walks into a bar, sits down and says, "I'll have a martinus please."

The bartender asks, "Don't you mean a martini?"

The Roman says, "If I wanted a double I would have asked for it."

what do you call a blind deer?

No eye-deer.



What do you call a blind deer with no legs?







Still no eye deer...