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re: How do you deal with a crazy ex-girlfriend? **Party is over**

Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:34 pm to
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108719 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:34 pm to
High value woman makes bank. Does not have "guy friends". Embraces the role of Mother. Works her arse off at home and stays loyal to you.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

Do you like fried chicken and country music?


I like fried chicken. I like outlaw country, but death/black/thrash metal is what I feel at home with.

Wouldn't bother me, TBH I'd probably be too high to care anyways.

Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40269 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:38 pm to
Everyone has a different definition of it to be fair. Yours isn't bad, but I would throw in "attractive."

I don't really care how much a woman makes or who she's befriended in her past before she ever met me. I'm pretty simple. Be pretty, spell homophones correctly, and be enjoyable to be around most of the time
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18398 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:39 pm to
5 years is a long time. She definitely has major issues. You need to change your number and lose hers. Don't ever back slide or drunk dial or you will be in for a lifetime of pain. She will get over it eventually . Hope she gets help for her sake.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

I don't really care how much a woman makes or who she's befriended in her past before she ever met me. I'm pretty simple. Be pretty, spell homophones correctly, and be enjoyable to be around most of the time



What if she doesn't put out?
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:43 pm to


Thank you for this thread. The crying is just a preemptive for when she sets your house on fire with you in it and blocks all the exits.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42510 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:44 pm to
Why would she tell you she was a psych major if you have been together 5 years?
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40269 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

What if she doesn't put out?


That's not a thing
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:45 pm to
What page did the mom call you back on?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

What if she doesn't put out?
Then she should be forced to get a tattoo on her forehead telling everyone she doesn't
Posted by kwalt1989
Life is great in the 318
Member since Oct 2014
789 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:49 pm to
Delicious and satisfying thread OP. Please update the original post with the moms e-mail. I just sifted through 10 pages of these idiots' posts trying to find it. Lots of love,
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Then she should be forced to get a tattoo on her forehead telling everyone she doesn't

And in her right hand.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:53 pm to
If her mom emailed you, ask her if she can teach her daughter to give better head
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:54 pm to
Dick Pics...
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
47443 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:55 pm to
Borderline Personality Disorder is passed on generationally. There is a decent chance that is her mom and also a decent chance that you could bang her mom.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88338 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:55 pm to
"mom" replied yet?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

Borderline Personality Disorder is passed on generationally. There is a decent chance that is her mom and also a decent chance that you could bang her mom


Maybe op can parlay it into a 3some.
Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 9:02 pm to
When did she call you over and over? Tonight?
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 9:03 pm to
No that was the day before
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 3/21/17 at 9:06 pm to
She doesn't smile in any pics. She's hot- but looks very, very angry.

C'mon man. You know what to do. You just came here to brag that this attractive, maniacal girl is pissed you won't return her calls. This has been entertaining. Keep posting text messages.

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