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re: How do I tell my wife that I don't like her gumbo?
Posted on 10/24/16 at 9:36 am to SuperSaint
Posted on 10/24/16 at 9:36 am to SuperSaint
That legitimately may be the most piss-poor excuse of a "gumbo" I've ever seen.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:07 am to Grim
You have to put your money where your mouth is
Tell her you found a really good gumbo recipe you'd like to try and make (you will make it, not her)
Then do a blind taste test...tell her it will be fun and that you're just trying to learn how to make a gumbo yourself but your own way
Don't lose the taste test. Otherwise you're a fricking a-hole
Tell her you found a really good gumbo recipe you'd like to try and make (you will make it, not her)
Then do a blind taste test...tell her it will be fun and that you're just trying to learn how to make a gumbo yourself but your own way
Don't lose the taste test. Otherwise you're a fricking a-hole
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:07 am to Grim
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She first made it for me for our second date and I was just trying to get in her pants at that point so obviously I told her it was amazing. Fast forward 8 years and I'm at the end of my rope.
You've been laying in a trap for 8 years and don't even know it. She first made that crappy gumbo to see if you'd be honest with her. You lied. Now she's even doing it with sex to see exactly how dishonest you really are. When you finally tell the truth, the trap will be sprung. Prepare to lose appendages.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:10 am to Taurus
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Trying to be cute, but you suggesting men to be dishonest and pussies is some weakass shite. Them drugs must have really f'ed you over.
But a woman wanting to please her man and kids is normal unless you're a feminist, liberal, bitch, or an idiot.
You're the poster child for your side of the argument.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:11 am to Grim
Buy her some Blue Runner gumbo base. Say you bought it to make cooking easier on her. It's probably got the taste she is missing.
This post was edited on 10/24/16 at 10:12 am
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:11 am to Rouge
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Roger is suggesting that if such a lie has been created and maintained for a number of years, it is best to keep story consistant.
Ahh..someone gets it. You're in that deep, roll with it.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:13 am to Grim
I don't know what to think of you, baw. You're not man enough to tell the truth OR lie about the gumbo.
What's that like?
What's that like?
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:14 am to bhtigerfan
Skip the roux and thicken gumbo with plain (natural if possible) peanut butter.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:14 am to WylieTiger
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potatoe salad
You people disgust me! Same boat as the people that put tomatoes in theirs and those loonies at Disney!
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:23 am to Grim
Add more roux when she's not looking
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:45 am to RogerTheShrubber
Yeah. The 38 year old guy that's never been married "gets it".
Roger how many times have you been married again?
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Roger how many times have you been married again?
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:47 am to Honky Lips
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hat's one gross looking gumbo
Looks like a soup.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:49 am to tgrbaitn08
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eah. The 38 year old guy that's never been married "gets it".
he actually does.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:50 am to saintsfan1977
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Either make a roux or buy the jar of Savoies or whatever you got
Put 6qt water your 12qt pot and get it boiling. Once its rolling add your roux. Cook it or 30 minutes. If its still too watery add more roux.
Once you get the consistency the way you want it, turn your fire down some and add your chopped vegetables. Cook that down for an hour
Make your roux.
And add your veggies to the roux before you dump in the water.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 10:54 am to Rouge
So let's have shitty gumbo for the next 30 years. Or you can tell her to change it up. If she loses her shite because you are just now telling her, you've got bigger things to worry about.
We are talking about cooking a gumbo here. Lol
We are talking about cooking a gumbo here. Lol
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:13 am to Grim
How the frick do you marry someone, knowing that she can't make gumbo?
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:15 am to SuperSaint
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SuperSaint
Is that egg drop soup?
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:16 am to MorbidTheClown
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eah. The 38 year old guy that's never been married "gets it".
he actually does.
Yep.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:18 am to Deactived
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We are talking about cooking a gumbo here. Lol
Nah, we're talking about social sensitivity, lies, etc. Gumbo is just the centerpiece.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:19 am to Grim
You have made your bed, now you must lay in it. This is your life now.
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