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re: How do I pick up chicks in Europe?
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:32 am to NawlinsTigah270
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:32 am to NawlinsTigah270
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I am going to Amsterdam
You will have to break out your best FAF attitude and bring you A-game to pick up chicks in Amsterdam. The amateurs need not apply. First, don't waste time in bars. Look to meet ladies on the streets. The women in Amsterdam are very independent and like to just hang out in front of their apartments. If the street lights are glowing with the red light of love, you are in the right place. Make eye contact, use your best lines, and you'll be invited inside in no time. Play your cards just right and you will be bangin-de-dutch in no time. Don't be a dick when you leave; put a few hundred Euros on the dresser and tell her to buy something nice. It's a Dutch custom.
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:32 am to NawlinsTigah270
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Show them your huge American penis
this is the only way for a guy like you
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:33 am to NawlinsTigah270
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Do I need to sport some skinny jeans and tank tops or something?
Can you turn yourself black? Euro chicks, particularly the Italians, are sluts for the BBC.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:33 am to Tino
Show 'em your American passport. You're welcome.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:36 am to kingbob
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If you have a southern accent
This actually works surprisingly well even in Colorado
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:37 am to NawlinsTigah270
You have to dress Euro trash and strut like an alpha dog. I shite u not
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:37 am to NawlinsTigah270
go to poland and ask if they would like to sample your johnsonville brawt
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:37 am to jrodLSUke
quote:
You will have to break out your best FAF attitude and bring you A-game to pick up chicks in Amsterdam. The amateurs need not apply. First, don't waste time in bars. Look to meet ladies on the streets. The women in Amsterdam are very independent and like to just hang out in front of their apartments. If the street lights are glowing with the red light of love, you are in the right place. Make eye contact, use your best lines, and you'll be invited inside in no time. Play your cards just right and you will be bangin-de-dutch in no time. Don't be a dick when you leave; put a few hundred Euros on the dresser and tell her to buy something nice. It's a Dutch custom.
I see what you did here
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:37 am to Wtodd
Go to Amsterdam red light district and spend all the money you would have chasing random chicks and spend it all on the best looking whore you can find.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:38 am to NawlinsTigah270
quote:Poser.
I said in the last thread I do actually talk NOLA up to people that have never been.
quote:Weak.
I have turned over a new leaf and stopped the NOLA flaming
quote:Never.
so let's just be friends
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:40 am to boom roasted
Okay, I will keep pointing out how shitty and terrible NOLA is since I apparently have to live up to that reputation now 
This post was edited on 7/1/14 at 11:42 am
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:40 am to NawlinsTigah270
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This actually works surprisingly well even in Colorado
It works in every major city out west and everywhere up north. Women (particularly in the 18-30 age range) associate a southern accent with young, male country singers. All young male country singers sing about is romance, chivalry, drinking, creeks, and trucks. They find that romantic. So after hearing your voice, they will already subconsciously assume that you are chivalrous, respectful, and romantic. It's like fishing with dynamite in a stocked pond.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:40 am to NawlinsTigah270
I'm just messing with you.This post was edited on 7/1/14 at 11:41 am
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:40 am to NawlinsTigah270
Went to Europe in May, the only success our group had was with American chicks studying abroad or travelling like we were. The foreigners were not bout this American dong.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:42 am to PhiTiger1764
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foreigners were not bout this American dong
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:43 am to jrodLSUke
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You will have to break out your best FAF attitude and bring you A-game to pick up chicks in Amsterdam. The amateurs need not apply. First, don't waste time in bars. Look to meet ladies on the streets. The women in Amsterdam are very independent and like to just hang out in front of their apartments. If the street lights are glowing with the red light of love, you are in the right place. Make eye contact, use your best lines, and you'll be invited inside in no time. Play your cards just right and you will be bangin-de-dutch in no time. Don't be a dick when you leave; put a few hundred Euros on the dresser and tell her to buy something nice. It's a Dutch custom.
accurate. Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:45 am to NawlinsTigah270
be direct. be very direct but not insulting.
you WILL succeed
you WILL succeed
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:47 am to mostbesttigerfanever
I am google translating some pick up lines from English to Czech
Say girl, what your name is
quote:
ríci, holka, jak se jmenuješ
Say girl, what your name is
This post was edited on 7/1/14 at 11:48 am
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:47 am to NawlinsTigah270
You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself, fool!
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:49 am to kingbob
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You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself, fool!
I lol'd
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