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How come jogging makes me need to drop deuce?
Posted on 5/18/16 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 5/18/16 at 5:07 pm
Pre-jog: not even a hint of needing to poop.
2 miles in: farts
4 miles in: stop to cheek-squeeze
What causes this annoyingness?
2 miles in: farts
4 miles in: stop to cheek-squeeze
What causes this annoyingness?
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 5:08 pm to PenguinNinja
runners gut
I get it bad in the summer
I've shite in so many parks and on the sides of roads
You haven't lived till you shite laying down (because your legs are too tired to squat) on the side of a busy highway
good times
I get it bad in the summer
I've shite in so many parks and on the sides of roads
You haven't lived till you shite laying down (because your legs are too tired to squat) on the side of a busy highway
good times
Posted on 5/18/16 at 5:09 pm to PenguinNinja
b/c you are full of shite
Posted on 5/18/16 at 5:10 pm to PenguinNinja
I had a 10 mile run last Friday. Left a good streak in my tights.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 5:11 pm to Salmon
quote:
I've shite in so many parks and on the sides of roads
You haven't lived till you shite laying down (because your legs are too tired to squat) on the side of a busy highway
Sounds like it developed into fun for you.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 5:12 pm to SEClint
its not bad except I've probably ruined hundreds of dollars worth of running clothes (socks, underwear, shirts, etc) as toilet paper
Posted on 5/18/16 at 5:15 pm to PenguinNinja
Just about all active exercises give you the shits...
Think about it
You're literally working it down and out of your system
Think about it
You're literally working it down and out of your system
This post was edited on 5/18/16 at 5:16 pm
Posted on 5/18/16 at 5:15 pm to PenguinNinja
Wait and run after you've taken a dump.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 5:24 pm to PenguinNinja
Metabolism and pounding loosens you up. I hate caffeine but I almost always drink it before a long run just so I can take a shite.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 5:25 pm to Salmon
quote:
You haven't lived till you shite laying down (because your legs are too tired to squat) on the side of a busy highway
did you cry? that's so sad. I can see that happening to some really old person.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 5:28 pm to CelticDog
...why would I cry?
Posted on 5/18/16 at 5:38 pm to BabyTac
Caffeine before running sounds like a bad idea.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 5:39 pm to CelticDog
quote:
did you cry? that's so sad.
you can see that happen to young athletic people at any marathon
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:00 pm to Fewer Kilometers
quote:
Wait and run after you've taken a dump. Problem solved.
Duck butter.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:27 pm to PenguinNinja
You're not weird. My dog has the same problem
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:27 pm to Salmon
quote:
You haven't lived till you shite laying down
I'm going to need you to draw this out in MS paint. I can not wrap my head around how one does this.
I guess I'm lucky this doesn't happen to me. Gas....sometimes, but never a shite. If I have anything close to a shite, I go try to get it out before.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:30 pm to PenguinNinja
Drink a coke and eat a snickers, wait 10 mins, go shite then run..
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:31 pm to Kafka
Well...at the time.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:31 pm to PenguinNinja
quote:If I don't "evacuate" pre-run then I'm lucky to make it 1-1/2 miles without doing the penguin walk towards the nearest facility/tree.
2 miles in: farts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:35 pm to DonChowder
That's the thing...even if I evacuate all I can pre-jog, it still happens from time to time.
Why the frick?
Why the frick?
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