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How can I make my Somalian refugee co-workers feel welcomed?

Posted on 8/27/18 at 3:33 am
Posted by SiloamHog
Siloam Springs, AR
Member since Sep 2016
884 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 3:33 am
Started work in Noel, MO. The entire town is Muslim Somali. How can I let them know their Sharia Law won't work here?
This post was edited on 8/27/18 at 3:35 am
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26443 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 3:40 am to
Start off by offering them a plate of pulled pork. See how that goes first.
Posted by SiloamHog
Siloam Springs, AR
Member since Sep 2016
884 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 3:46 am to
Funny you say that, last day of orientation the company bought us pizza. They wouldn't touch the pepperoni or sausage pizza. I went home with nearly two full pies
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19221 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 3:57 am to
Open carry at the office
Posted by SiloamHog
Siloam Springs, AR
Member since Sep 2016
884 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 4:05 am to
It's not an office though, it's a broiler chicken production plant. Union. Good benefits.
Posted by SiloamHog
Siloam Springs, AR
Member since Sep 2016
884 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 4:12 am to
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
7222 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 4:17 am to
Squat down and take a shite, then wipe your arse with your hand.
Posted by SiloamHog
Siloam Springs, AR
Member since Sep 2016
884 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 4:24 am to
I see them in the cafeteria, eating food with their hands that should be eaten with a fork. Who eats ramen with their fingers?
Posted by Ripley
Member since Aug 2016
4589 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 4:25 am to
Sex?

Always makes me feel good. I love sex.
Posted by SiloamHog
Siloam Springs, AR
Member since Sep 2016
884 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 4:28 am to
I was thinking maybe a pot luck dinner, but I guess sex could work. The men are kinda protective of the women though.
Posted by Ripley
Member since Aug 2016
4589 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 4:33 am to

Sex or chicken ramen noodles. They’ll either love you or hate you. My guess is they’ll love ya.
Posted by SiloamHog
Siloam Springs, AR
Member since Sep 2016
884 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 4:37 am to
The women work the line in full head to toe Muslim garb. Props to them, thats actually pretty badass
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 5:40 am to
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it's a broiler chicken production plant.
Seriously that sounds like Hell
quote:

Union.
On steroids.

No wonder you post like you do.

T&P
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 5:41 am to
You must work for Tyson.
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
Member since Oct 2006
13285 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 5:49 am to
quote:

You must work for Tyson.

Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 6:01 am to
Offer them a goat or a cow.
This post was edited on 8/27/18 at 6:03 am
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 6:01 am to
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The entire town is Muslim Somali.



how do you feel about towns that are super southern baptist and try to keep folks from drinking or sodomizing each other?
Posted by Paul B Ammer
The Mecca of Tuscaloosa
Member since Jul 2017
2423 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 6:03 am to
So now we have a problem with people who work and pay taxes?
Posted by razorbackfan4life
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2011
9562 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 6:04 am to
Refugees in Noel, MO?

Posted by UnderCoverHog
South Tangi
Member since May 2012
1680 posts
Posted on 8/27/18 at 6:08 am to
That Noel Plant was shitty back in the 90's I cant imagine how shitty it is now and full of pirates!


Take them down to scenic shadow lake and get em drunk and see who is the captain now.

This post was edited on 8/27/18 at 6:10 am
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