How a Small Town Is Made

"More holes than a Pac-12 defense"

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The littttle Caesar’s bit was spot on

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"Do you consider Hunt Brother's, pizza?"

"We're not doing a senior center?"

"Yeah, my mistake, there is a Hardee's."

I think the only thing Matt misses here is the opportunity to make a small town church joke.

We're gonna have an old baptist church, but will it be Antioch or New Hope?

Can confirm that old folks love their Hardee’s in small towns. Ours shut down and let me tell you, city council meeting last month was lit.

Don’t forget Mt. Zion

Jacks has replaced Hardee's in Alabama for old dude breakfast hangout chain. Hardee's tyfys time to hang'em up though.

For a town of 13,000 it should at least have a daylight donuts and a krispy krunchy chicken located in a very sketchy gas station run by an Indian

We have a Jacks and a Hardee’s. I think that’s how we became a Mississippi official certified retirement city

“Authorized retailer”. You didn’t let me finish